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Mormons do this:
1. Wear weird suits and bowler hats
2. look at you like you've killed a child if they see you smoking
3. stop you in the streets to chat some shit at you
Bizarre behavior may be due to their membership of the church of LSD.
Not to be confused with other pain-in-the-ass-do-gooder christian/cult movements such as Jehovahs Witnesses.
OMG why do you live next to an orphanage?
No thats just the mormons next door.
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A group of people who are Christians but place great importance in the Book of Mormon, for which there is little evidence for.
The Book of Mormon claims that there was vast civilizations all along the east coast of America.
Too bad we haven't even found a pot to support that claim.
I can find the verse in the Bible that proves the Book of Mormon wrong.
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A virus caught in the westerm part of the USA that causes delusions of Godhood and visions of Moonmen and fictional planets named Kolob.
My mormon book contridicts my Church
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mormons are these strange narrow minded people that have no or very little perspective as to other religions/non mormons and look down apon gays and anyone who looks a little weird (such as weird hair colours piercings etc) They dont drink tea or coffee however alot of them find excuses to eat chocolate. no alchohol...they resit 'temptation' before marriage and cannot even touch their own 'sacred' areas b4 marriage... my goodness
andy says he resists temptation, but what that basically means is he wakes up in the morning with a boner and doesn't do anything about it! (courtesy of sophie)
my friend thought mormons were 'mole people' who live underground in burrows'
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a religion that has taken over the city of idaho falls. idaho falls now has the second highest mormon population in the world. if u r not mormon u are treaded unequally. the mormons try to take the picture off the sides of victoris secret and do all sorts of stupid crap like that. mormons usually will not talk to non mormons.
I am not a mormon and i never will be.
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A follower of a multiple-wived fool who has made hundreds of false prophecies (talking to Jesus through a hat, none the less...)
Like to think they're Christian but are not as they are POLYTHEISTIC.
Moron with an extra "m"
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A bullshit religeon that apparantly bases itself on love and compassion towards people, yet they hate everyone who isn't mormon, especially african-americans and jews. Some weird saidist by the name of Joseph Smith founded the cult that deems itself christian but is not universally considered as such. It is also a highly supersitious religeon that believes in odditys' such as becoming a god when one dies if they are mormon faithful. The truth of the matter is Joseph Smith has no hard evidence for what he witnessed and the people that believe him are gullible and brainwashed. He was also a racist cracker and just wanted a method to make his followers into sepratists. Most mormonites are believed to have an intensified localised population in Salt Lake City, Utah. This is where the cult was founded or what obscure records give rise to.... HHHAAAHAHAHAHA.
Jan: Have you ever heard of a mormon.
Lars: Yeah they believe in some strange stuff that contridicts what they geniunly believe in which is based on no hard evidence at all.
Jan: Yeah mormons suck ass.
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