Random
Source Code
Random
morris is my bestie bae and i love him soooooooooooooo much even though this mf my biggest hater and love to dr me i wouldn’t replace him for nobody. James is my number 1 favorite person to talk to and i feel like i can tell him any and everything I know i be boring him with my wonderful stories and be talking way too much but he always (sometimes) listens. anyway if he’s smart enough to read all of this I LOVE YOU MAMAS
who doesn’t love mani&morris
slang for weed. Popularized by the late and great Action Bronson
Yo man you can’t just spark up my bag of morris and not invite me.
The act of not brushing your teeth, then intentionally breathing in someone's face. Usually a gesture of anger or dislike.
Hey bro, since you didn't do the dishes, I'm going to dirty morris your ass so hard.
6👍 2👎
Fat head acts like he Shot someone Thinks his dad is L Chapo goes out with his dad tries to pull Amelia and is obsessed with Her ass also big time noncer thinks he’s a gangster
Jamie Morris stop Pretending to drop your pen
Girls that don’t have pe shorts under their skirts cross your legs
8👍 3👎
Clintons former speech writer, also conservative nut job. Really has had it out for clinton ever since he was fired by clinton, after being found with a hooker. 2 years later clinton would be found in a similar position
Oh and his name basicly explains what he is.
Man Dick Morris must really have it in for clinton. Well we all want to hurt our ex boss.
32👍 18👎
An older mid 50's male, married or unmarried, who frequents the Philippines or other such Far East locations for the purposes of molestation. An Uncle Morris will be oblivious to the wrongful consequences of his actions and will often try to strike up conversations with strangers in pubs detailing his actions.
"I was in the pub the other day, waiting to meet some bird, and this old bloke came and sat next to me. He told me that he'd recently been to Thailand and had met a lady. He asked if I'd like to see a picture. He seemed happy and being polite, I said "alright then mate, why not??". He reached for his wallet and pulled out a picture of a Thai girl. She was no older than 14. He said that she called him Uncle Morris."
9👍 4👎
He's the coolest dude ever, you see him walking around like this :😎.
He could get every girl he wants but he always declines bc he's way too cool.
He also looks like this :🤑.
Girl 1: Mr. Morris is so hot but he doesn't like me back :(
Girl 2: He doesn't like me either...
Girl 3: seggsy ass mf
Dude 1: He's so cool, I wish I'd that cool..
5👍 2👎