David morrison

a david is a good guy but a david morrison is a snake

i thought he was a david but it turns out hes a david morrison

Emily Morrison

The worst gym buddy of all time.

Me: Do you want to go to the gym?
Emily Morrison: No.

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van morrison

Same set up as the Dirty Sanchez, but when it comes to delivery you poke the girl in each eye -- she's now your 'Brown Eyed Girl"

She was tired of the Dirty Sanchez so I mixed it up tonight and gave her the Van Morrison.

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aaron morrison

an aaron morrison is a person from montrose angus scotland who is loved by Liam payne! he is gay but could still rock your world.

OMG IS THAT AARON MORRISON

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grace morrison

Has the secret identity of Gracie Morrison. Can't actually pull an all nighter

Grace Morrison: hello, my name is Gracie and I pulled an all nighter at girls camp
Smart person: liar

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Jim Morrison

The GOD of rock and roll and also the sexiest man to ever walk this earth. PERIOOOTTT

Angie: “oh my god have you seen Jim Morrison?!”

Amaya: “yes oh my god what a ICON”

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matthew morrison

matthew morrison is a sexy mofo

have u seen that sexy mofo matthew morrison?

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