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A cocktai, named after Davamoto (Dave-ah-moe-toe), which originated in New Orleans in late 2012; made by pouring 3 ounces of vodka on the rocks and adding four to six spicy beans.
Also, shorthand for Davamoto.
"Yes, Bartender. I'd like a beer for the lady and a (favorite vodka) Moto."
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(pronouced as a word: "mow-tow")
Master Of The Obvious: Someone who tries to come across as a skilled conversationalist, but due to stupidity or a shallow personality merely makes remarks about the (painfully) obvious.
John: "If everyone would just stop fighting, the world would be such a peaceful place!"
Jack: "Oh, what a brilliant observation, you MOTO."
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I like them big, I like them chunky
I like them big, I like them plumpy
I like them round, with something, something
They like my sound, they think I'm funky
My name is Moto Moto, yeah, say it
Say it, girl, Moto, Moto
Say it again, Moto, Moto
I'm nice and smooth, so nice and sassy
None of the hippo's here
Don't wanna get next to me
I like them chunky
Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky
And plumpy
Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy
Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky
And plumpy
Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy
Guy: Hey look a new video, called "moto moto"?
A lot of people: NO DONT CLICK
A random woman: DONT DO IT!!!
*Baby starts crying*
*guys clicks the video and the world explodes*
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A man that likes them big,he likes them chunky. So look out ladies I think moto moto likes you.his name is so nice you say it twice
Damn u thicc better watch out for a moto moto
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A Big Man that has a very large cock and will distory women with is looks
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