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A suck ass town just above wilson. Its a small community, that has a big crime rate. If your not hungry or trying to get shot dont bother coming to rocky mount. Most people that are from here claim to be from somewhere north because they went there for a couple of weeks over the summer and came back. Despite what year it is, there is a large persentage of rednecks who still think black people are their slaves. But thats ok, because the black people that are here dont consider themselves to be black because their Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great grandma was indian.
Oh, if your instrested in going to wallmart after 9, make sure you have your ID. Its like a club there after dark.
Prsn1-"ready to go hang at wal-mart?"
Prsn2-"no, i left my ID at mc.donalds"
Prsn1-"im glad im moving back to norfolk. Rocky mount sucks"
Prsn2-"damn. Well can we go back to mc.donalds?"
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Because if we'd wanted easy A's, we would have gone to Smith.
"Baby's going to Mount Holyoke in the Fall."
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The greatest sexual act on earth. The girl lies down, and you mount her face from the side, with the top of her head between your thigh. then you just hump her mouth, chin face, while she licks it. The most dominating and pleasurable experience ever. rock on!
I face mounted this girl lastnight! I owned that chick!
awesome bro!
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Mount Skeetmore is the legendary mountain where the Skeet Friends had an epic battle against their enemies, the Deuce Droppers. The battle had nothing to do with fighting though, all they did was do what they were good at. The Skeet Friends masturbated and squirted semen on their opponents, and the deuce droppers crapped on their opponent. It was an even, and disgusting, fight but in the end the Deuce Droppers were sticky and covered in semen and the Skeet Friends prevailed. There were no fatalities, but it was not a pretty site.
The Skeet Friends and the Deuce Droppers both felt that what the other did was wrong. The Skeet Friends masturbated and ejaculated in public, and the Deuce Droppers dropped their pants and dropped deuces (Crapped) in public. However the Deuce Droppers were less liked because they made the place stink. The Skeet Friends just made the place sticky, but their goal was to promote peace. All the Deuce Droppers did was get people mad. The leader of the Skeet Friends was Skeet Magee, and the leader of the deuce droppers was Deputy Deuce.
Mount SkeetMore would have been named Mount Deucemore if the Deuce Droppers would have beat the Skeet Friends.
(Farnsworth, after walking into a McDonalds bathroom covered in feces, and semen from the floor to the ceiling)
"Oh my god, I declare Mount Skeetmore on this bathroom!!! ahhhh!!!" (Runs away crying)
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The act of putting mentos into a girls vagina and then putting Coke into it. Then you wait for it to explode from her vagina and drink the Coke as it sprays out.
I just Mount Kilimanjaroed you girl
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When a guy is having rough sex with a girl doggystyle, raises both arms in the air and yells "FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOMMMMM!!!!" as he busts a nut.
Damn, he epic mounted her ass last night...
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Actor best known for playing Cullen Bohannon in AMC’s “Hell on Wheels,” but more importantly a strikingly handsome silver fox and great lover of dogs.
Anson Mount’s tweets about his wife make me believe in true love.