monday mouse

a black eye.

Will looked at Jem thoughtfully. "I seem to have woken up with what they call a Monday mouse," he said, pointing at the bruised skin under his eye. "Any idea where I got it?"
"None."

Hickey Mouse

Three hickeys that overlap in such a way that they form the shape of Mickey Mouse's head.

What is that, did you just get attacked by a vampire with a harelip?
No, its just a hickey mouse.

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mouse scum

The residue left over on your mouse after excessive gaming or mouse use. Can also be found on keyboard.

We'll game in a second I need to clean off my mouse scum.

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mouse off

to masturbate at your computer

My chica caught me mousing off last night.

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cunt mouse

Tampon used by women at period time

My cunt mouse got stuck inside me as its tail disappeared from view

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fat mouse

What a guy has when he tries to penetrate while only half-hard. Comes from the visual similarity to a fat mouse trying to crawl through a small hole.

John told Suzie to work him a little longer before she mounted him, so that he wouldn't end up with fat mouse.

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Mousing Around

Verb: the act of fucking in Disneyland park grounds. (Can be extended to any Disney theme parks ie: Disney Sea, Disney World)

Example 1.
Girl: OMG there are so many people lined up outside the disabled toilets now.

Guy: Hahaha holy shit there is one in a hospital bed.

Girl: How did I let you convince me to even begin mousing around with me.

Guy: Doors open better run!

Example 2.
Guy: Come on babe let's mouse around.

Girl: OMG no!

Guy: I can take you to the happiest place on earth...

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