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Taliban mudflap: (noun) a sexual act, wherein the female (or male in the case of insurgents) is being penetrated from behind while wearing a skirt (or man jamies), when he approaches the point of ejaculation, the male pulls out screams "lalalalalala" or a similar jihadist exclamation and finishes in her ass. When complete he cleans himself on the skirt (or in the case of insurgents, the back of his buddy's shirt).
Dude, look at the back of that chicks skirt, she just came out the restroom with her man...looks like he got the booty, she's sportin a Taliban Mudflap
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1.Noun A common term for mullet
2.Noun loose, moldy vaginal lips
1.ME:man, earl needs to shave his kentucky mudflap
Bob:Ya he looks like white trash
2.jill got banged so hard that her vag was turned to a kentucky mudflap
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Noun; The act of slapping a person across the head or chest with a piece of poop that is halfway out of the performer's anal cavity.
After giving his wife a boston steamer, he gave her an italian mudflap on top of it.
John got an italian mudflap from his college buddies while he was passed out.
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The Set up:
For the Turkish Mudflaps to take place there are 3 key elements that are required to be present. First, the man involved must be short and slender. Second, the woman involved must so obese that her ass cheeks have rolls on her rolls. And the third, most crucial, element is that the woman must have a vicious case of diarrhea.
The Act:
The male starts by engaging in anal sex (it should be noted at this point that the because of the thrusting, diarrhea will and MUST be pulled out, pushed back in, and smeared all over the ass cheek rolls, making a giant mess and resembling soiled mud flaps). When the male is ready to nut, he quickly pulls out, jumps up and spins around landing on the small of the woman’s back. As the male nuts over the target area he then jumps down, slapping her ass cheeks together/around mixing the poop and nut to produce a truly vile mess.
"That little dude likes to do the turkish mudflaps with the chubbies he fucks."
"You hear what that guy did? Apparently, he pulled off the turkish mudflaps with that 3-bill Jill sittin' over there! What a sick fuck!"
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That sexy chrome silhouette of a chick you see on redneck semis' grills and mudflaps.
Hey Ernie, those Mudflag Girl mudflaps on your rig over there look pretty good. Where do ya think a guy could get some of those?
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When your lady is dropping a deuce, you stick your dick in her mouth pinning her to the back of the toilet so she can't get away.
I gave my girl a Mandalay Mudflap on the way to the shower.
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when a womans jugulars have been swollen by milk glands and then deflate. The skin was stretched to the max and then after all the vitamin D is extracted from the boobie, it becomes a mudflap because it is so loose it looks like a piece of fatty skin laying on top of the chest.
I met this fly biatch and took her home with me to copulate. My jimmy got hard and once she took her shirt off, I thought I was at a truck stop with the giant mudflaps I saw. I had to send her to the streets to hitchhike with them flappers!
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