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The litter of babies that are the result of unregulated fertility treatments. Often used as a "meal-ticket" for the parents by way of television shows, books, speaking engagements, etc.
Jon & Kate plus Eight, many others too numerous to mention. Hey Honey, let's have a litter of meal-ticket multiples so we can quit our jobs and become cheezy, reality show celebrities.
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A persistent need for/addiction to the presence of multiple cats, typically 4 or more, in one's home. Most prevalent in women over the age of 40 who are divorced, widowed, or just plain whack. Symptoms include loss of friends, furry socks, full-on conversations with Mr. Buttons, addiction to the Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercial on repeat, crying, crying some more, falling asleep with a bottle of wine in hand, waking up, crying some more, and rocking back and forth in a chair creepily at odd hours of the night. Multiple Cat Syndrome may also be prevalent in women under 40 who are screwy in the brain.
I thought Stephanie was a lesbo when she said she was marrying Kitty, but it turns out she has a screw loose and a bout of Multiple Cat Syndrome.
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n. A mixed drink. A mix of a Screaming Multiple Orgasm and a Sex On The Beach. If you put too much Peachtree Schnapps in, the drink is very bad.
Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
1 1/2 oz Amaretto
1 oz Malibu rum
1/2 oz Triple sec
1 oz Midori melon liqueur
1 oz Peachtree schnapps
2 oz Club soda
Mixing instructions:
Fill glass 1/2 full with ice. Add all liquers and speed shake. Top with club soda.
You should have seen the reaction I got from the bartender when I asked for a Screaming Multiple Orgasm On The Beach.
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To speak indistinctly so that the sounds run into one another, usually by a person who is drunk or who habitually drinks to excess.
I have no idea what she said. After that fifth cosmo she was suffering from a serious case of multiple slurosis.
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(Abbreviated to FMPD) Someone who portrays themselves on Facebook completely differently to how they actually are/behave in real life.
i.e A quiet introvert in real life, but who frequently comments, makes jokes/banter over Facebook. Polar opposite personalities
"That Tommy has got serious Facebook Multiple Personality Disorder! Quiet as a mouse in real life... yet on FB he's the life and soul of the party..."
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When a person involved in a business organization holds multiple roles and genuinely begins to think that they themselves are different people by virtue of the roles. Often happens when a shareholder is a director who is also a director of an entity that is a shareholder. People with this syndrome can be caught emailing themselves with the to/from fields being populated by the different roles they hold. Victims of this syndrome often cite bizarre legal theories to substantiate spending time emailing themselves in official capacities.
from: johnasmith@companymail.com
to: johnasmith@personalmail.com
Dear John A Smith, Shareholder:
Enclosed please find our latest annual report.
With Best Regards,
John A Smith (the same guy as the recipient)
CEO
Secretary or other clerk reading this exchange: "This guy has Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome."
A strategy by which if you do something enough times, eventually one of those tries will be a good try, or provide a good outcome. In otherwords, anyone can come up with someone exceptional if they do it enough times.
It basically operates under the principle that doing anything requires zero to a very limited talent on the part of the individual as long as they do whatever their doing multiple times.
Taking 400 pictures of the same object will eventually yield a very professional and exceptional picture, regardless of how talented the individual taking the pictures is.
"Wow that's a great picture, must have been hard."
"No, I had a digital camera I took about 400 pictures, I figured one of them had to turn out good"
"Ah, operating under the 'greatest outcome of multiples theory'."
"yep"
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