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diving into pussy... feet first
my girlfriend wanted me to get creative in bed, so I went murph diving and she loved it!
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The disease of bro-ing out too hard. i.e. Murphing. symptoms include but not limited to: sleeping until 3pm, skipping class, slippin grade, laxing, playing rediculusly high amounts of chel ( aka NHL), being good at everything chill and bro, drinking nattys and stones, not going to bed until late hours of the morning.
Warning this condition is highly contagious and can easily rub off on your friends and family.
I went to wake up John but he wouldnt wake up. He must have been up to late drinkin nattys and playin chel. He had to have caught the murphing syndrom from ian.
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a.)nerdy douche bag often in a position of authority. b.) nickname of director of students at Mount Saint Joseph
a.)How the fuck did that asshole become my boss,he such a murph durph. b.)Student #1: That son of a bitch gave me a saturday detention!
Student #2: He needs to get his head outta his ass.
Student #3: Yeah fuck murph durph!
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Definition: A blowjob given hastily in a stairwell of a public school.
Pronounced: "Murff Job"
Stacy gave Brad a "Murph Job" after school and the principal walked in on them.
when a grotesque, unpleasant man by the name of murphy is drunk off his ass and has succeeded to get in the pants of one of his targets.
"DAMN did you get dirty murphed last night???!!"
"shit I may have been black out fo dat"
"Why is she is she in the hospital??"
"She got dirty murphed.....she needa get that shit checked out"
the act of oral sex including both fellatio and cunnilingus
wow i just got the best heady murph ever!!!
Very hot and beautiful, she is also talented, write and sing songs so perfectly
Jessie Murph is so talented
you are such a pretty girl you look like jessie murph