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male muse

A male muse is called an Agent of Fortune. He is a Traveler not anchored by standard materialism. Although he may desire material things, his position actually influences and inspires other people to make decisions beneficial to their future of physical and spiritual needs. Legend has it; the Agent of Fortune is picked by a supreme spiritual entity or entities. And through his indoctrination as such, he has seen or been to the future and therefore is cursed because of what he knows or has seen. Supposedly their movement through time is completely different than normal people. They may not seem as affected by certain events or even the passage time like other people. Another quality they possess is being annoyingly positive in the worst of situations. You may meet one and never know it. They also phase in and out of social settings as if they were never gone. And that's because of their relationship to time. Unfortunately they can't make people choose the correct decision or path. That is still left up to the individual in question.

The best example that can be given for a "male muse", is for a person to think back from where they are now to what influenced them to their success. If it was a man, then he was most likely an Agent of Fortune or a male muse, likewise, if it was a woman, then she was a Muse. Agent of Fortune examples are obscure; whereas the examples of a Muse are bountiful. Like the Oracle in the movie the Matrix, starring Keanu Reeves (Neo), the Oracle only told him what he needed to hear to make proper decisions, not necessarily what situation truly existed. Although the Oracle already knew the situation.

by beowulf486 September 17, 2013

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wank muse

object of desire during masturbation

Dude that Juju is such a wank muse I can go for hour just thinking about her.

by TheDirtyDozen November 29, 2010


breaking muse

the latest amusing distraction, usually arriving by a digital medium e.g. text, e-mail forward, facebook notification, youtube etc.


e.g. 1. brb, I have breaking muse - Mike just tagged me in his photo-album 'stoned on the beach'

e.g. 2. BREAKING MUSE!! check out this youtube vid (link goes here)

e.g. 3. John is addicted to breaking muse - he constantly checks his facebook

e.g. 4. BREAKING MUSE! - Lisa just texted to say she's not coming! YAY


by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009

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Muse Effect

When someone who just recently knew about the band Muse OR when someone just liked the band Muse

Dude #1: "Wow, I never realized that Muse is a really cool band."

Dude #2: "Haha dude, you've got the 'Muse Effect'."

by yourmama311 February 11, 2011

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mokey muse

Sr Pelo's creation on youtube for his series mokey and friends

He has the catchphrase OH BOI

mokey muse:OH BOI IS CHRIMAH

by novamus October 5, 2017


Muse-athon

A period lasting at least an hour of listening to awesome music by the most fantastic band ever made (MUSE) whilst reading and looking at anything associated with them.

Guy: 'Duuude why were you liking so many MUSE groups on facebook? And continually saying how underrated 'Sing for Absolution' was?'
Girl: 'Sorry man, I went on a bit of a Muse-athon - but hey, at least it's not some sucky twelve year old girl' (see Justin Bieber)

by Bassjungle August 21, 2010

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Muse-ling

Younger obsessive fan of Britsh rock band Muse

-Omg she's such a muse-ing!
-There's waaay too many muse-lings on this forum thread!

by Littlemissdisatser.x April 21, 2009

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