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A three digit vaginal or anal fingerbang.
Tony was getting bored with the twix he was performing on Lee's asspipe, so he turned her over and went Three Musketeers on her sorry, Zamboni-like stank trench.
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Insertion of fist in a fast pumping motion, into a wide set vagina. "Plunger" should be crouched on one knee, in front of "Plungee". Usually takes place outdoors, lake front is preferable.
"Yo, I was walking by the lake and saw the lady gettin' her a musket plunging. Whack."
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Three males beat their boners, on to one individuals head. Can either be a sexually pleasurable act or an act of punishment
John: Hey did you guys give me a Three Musketeers last night?
Tim: Yeah because you were being a douche.
John: That explains alot.
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Euphemism for the male sexual organ, typically used by men bragging about sexual conquests.
She was diggin it all right, all night long. She finally begged me to fire a few rounds out of the old cum musket.
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During Anal sex, when you're about to cum, you pull out to shoot. But a little nugget of impacted poop is blocking your urethra.
So finally you blow and the nugget shoots out like a musket ball followed by warm spray.
Last Night, Grace let me in her back door. When it came time to unholster my dick, I pulled out and fired a Dutch Musket at her head!
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When three cars ride side-by-side on the road, traveling at the exact same speed, and clog the whole thing up.
"Sorry I was late, got stuck behind the three musketeers"
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It is when you take a hollow bamboo stick and put it into a womans vagina, you then pour your favorite pop/juice (if wanted you can mix and match)into the bamboo you then take the stick out of her vagina and proceed to eat her out.
That African musket last night was delicious Sally.
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