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The 'Creamy Mutton Chops' is a sexual move in which two males ejaculate in either ear of a partner in such a way that the semen drips down the side of their face, creating the impression of sideburns or 'Mutton Chops'
Jeff: 'Me and Ray got sick of spit roasting Cindy so we pulled out and gave here the creamy mutton chops!'
Boof: 'yeeeEEEESSS!!!!'
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A Victorian slang term used to describe meat that tastes so bad that it could theoretically be from a dog, although it was usually meant in humour/sarcasm rather than a literal sense.
“Did you get any meat from the market?”
“Nah, the best they had was bow wow mutton.”
a drunken homeless person that sports a mullet and bad odor.
Hey man check out that mutton face over there. His sign is upside down and he pissed himself!
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sideburns that usually apply to gay people or faggots, example: elvis.
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A very ropey looking woman in mid 50s wearing clothes her teenage grandaughter would think was a little "risque"
"Jesus! look at that old slapper, kebab dressed as mutton"
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When an older woman tries to dress young to be "cool". Usually involves jeans with rhinestones, Ed Hardy shirts, multi-highlighted hair, and some serious heels to finish off the look. Usually very embarrassing to her kids who are in either middle or high school. Still lives in the 80's with her music. Will still wait in line to see Bon Jovi.
"Man, Karly's mom thinks she is still hot. With her halter top and tight jeans, she definitely qualifies as 'mutton dressed as lamb'."
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one stage up from "you beauty!".
easily applied in a sporting context but generally a handy universal phrase, shortened to just mutton chop if you like.
"that girl was a mutton chop beauty"