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One of the best novel to ever exist. Even its live-action adaptation wouldn't suck.
Anon1:- Man you should read Lord of the Mysteries
Anon2:- fuck you, I won't
Anon1:- *stabs Anon2*
That goo inside a girl's panties that can't be agreed upon of exactly what it's make up is or what origin it's from.
She had mystery smack from front to back of her panties.
A shitty, greedy, and deceptive gambling RNG box website made by big-nosed, bigotted, assholes who told crappy influencers like Jake Paul, Ricegum, and Morgz with young audiences to lure in kids who are desperate to look cool with Yeezys, Supreme, and Gucci clothing to show off to their friends but instead end up maxing out their parents' cards and even if they end up getting shitty clothes in their boxes, nothing gets shipped and they end up paying 400$+ for stuff they won't even get.
Bob: Yooooo Dale just got Yeezy sneakers for a 100$ box in Mystery Brand!
John: Dale ain't getting shit! He's gonna be broke and disowned by his parents for using his mom's credit card!
A mixture of various hard alcohols mixed together, usually made by teenagers whos parents keep alot of half empty bottles around.
Usually sits in a car trunk or closet until the teenager is ready to get belligerent.
Trevor: "Dude I just made some mystery chum last night!"
Tony: "Sick! What's in it?"
Trevor: "Peach Schnapps, Gin and Tequilla!"
Tony: "Your one dirty fucker!"
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The stuff they serve in the cafeteria, which is of unknown origin.
Today's luncheon special is leftover mystery meat.
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The act of pushing your car's turn signal stick up and down in sync with the actual tempo of your car's turn signal. (Troll effect best achieved in multi-directional turn lanes and middle lanes of highways.)
Some A-hole pulled the mystery blinker, then just merged right in front of me.
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(extra credit to Dogfish)n. similar to beer goggles in their effect on the morning after...but...when you're SO pissed you're SURE the woman you pulled last night was better looking than the bush hog you're lying next to when you wake up.
"holy shit...who the fuck are you? Bollocks, the pretty bird I pulled has been taken away by the Mystery Taxi. Please get out of my home"
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