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Mystery Brand

A shitty, greedy, and deceptive gambling RNG box website made by big-nosed, bigotted, assholes who told crappy influencers like Jake Paul, Ricegum, and Morgz with young audiences to lure in kids who are desperate to look cool with Yeezys, Supreme, and Gucci clothing to show off to their friends but instead end up maxing out their parents' cards and even if they end up getting shitty clothes in their boxes, nothing gets shipped and they end up paying 400$+ for stuff they won't even get.

Bob: Yooooo Dale just got Yeezy sneakers for a 100$ box in Mystery Brand!
John: Dale ain't getting shit! He's gonna be broke and disowned by his parents for using his mom's credit card!

by January 6, 2019


mystery smack

That goo inside a girl's panties that can't be agreed upon of exactly what it's make up is or what origin it's from.

She had mystery smack from front to back of her panties.

by Philbo satterbama November 8, 2020


Mystery Chum

A mixture of various hard alcohols mixed together, usually made by teenagers whos parents keep alot of half empty bottles around.

Usually sits in a car trunk or closet until the teenager is ready to get belligerent.

Trevor: "Dude I just made some mystery chum last night!"

Tony: "Sick! What's in it?"

Trevor: "Peach Schnapps, Gin and Tequilla!"

Tony: "Your one dirty fucker!"

by mysterchummaker September 6, 2009

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Mystery Baby

A game where a man docks with multiple men and allows them to ejaculate inside of his dick. He then goes and has sex with a girl and releases all the cum inside her. When she becomes pregnant, it will be a mystery as to whose baby it is.

Did you hear what happened to Dawanna? She got mystery baby by Jose, Jawann, Pedro, and Martinez and now doesn't know who the father is.

by imnotgrandma December 5, 2013

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


mystery meat

The stuff they serve in the cafeteria, which is of unknown origin.

Today's luncheon special is leftover mystery meat.

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

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Mystery Blinker

The act of pushing your car's turn signal stick up and down in sync with the actual tempo of your car's turn signal. (Troll effect best achieved in multi-directional turn lanes and middle lanes of highways.)

Some A-hole pulled the mystery blinker, then just merged right in front of me.

by IsraelHands09 December 23, 2010

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Mystery GoogleGoogleGoogleGoogle

The use of googlegooglegooglegoogle.com, the google-spawn that gives you four google search pages in one window, to open Mystery Google four times. Normally used in conjunction with acquiring awesome missions from people, or giving various missions in a short amount of time.

Tired of only getting one mission at a time, Dan decided to use Mystery GoogleGoogleGoogleGoogle and get four missions at once.

by TheTrueRonin November 30, 2009

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