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A small foam pad with Velcro straps used to cover the sharp steering stem of a BMX bicycle, thus hopefully preventing ball-busting injury in the event of a crash. Popularized in the 1980's, they have fallen out of favor in more recent years secondary to the fact that they are not considered cool, and they don't really work anyway.
Hey dude...that's a rockin' nard guard you got there. Now all you need are some elbow pads and training wheels and you'll be ready for Pee Wee's Playhouse!
A poo in a stocking. The sound of it hitting someone is similar to it's name.
Gibo hit his junky neighbour with a nard cosh to settle a vendetta. Coshhhhh!
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v. to suck testicles. Term generally used to express disgust over someone's behaviour or a complaint over the outcome of a situation (generally negative).
Dude! I can't believe you just did that! You're distgusting! Ew man, you totally suck nards.
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Big swinging balls that try to knock you into the swill water on MXC.
Oh no Vic, he got hit by the nards of doom.
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A male perceived to be lacking in good judgement.
I knew her boyfriend was a fuck-nard when he bought condoms at the Dollar Discount store.
onomopaeanic term for the sound created in the colision of chuckles and ballistic gel in a vacuum. when attached to an exclamation the bearer of such term becomes the axis mundi of the exclamation, as a non-cultish living hierophony of the term.
oh. i am suddenly overcome by a infinite vertago of sickness and pleasure as if six flags and zoom floom waterpark is in my head. the weeeiNARD cometh.
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Ass-n-ard: The biological cross between an asshole and a retard. A person who pisses you off to no end but doesn't know any better because they are so stupid. This person casues a fit of rage in the person who witnesses the asshole being so damn retarded.
I can't belive that assnard just cut in front of us. If he gets his Big Mac before me I'm going to kick his ass!
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