Extended Nerve Syndrome

The commonly found ability and/or disorder for a video gamer to experience the sensation of physical harm when only experiencing an occurrence in video games (Commonly used acronym: ENS or ENP for the alternatively used Extended Nerve Perception)

Man: Ow!!! Did you see that grenade?
Woman: Whoa man, experiencing some Extended Nerve Syndrome over there?

going on my nerves

When someone is making you feel bad because of his/her annoying behavior or talk.

Girl: Boy, stop flirting with me, you are going on my nerves.
Boy: Girl, stop ignoring me, you are going on my nerves.
Girl: I have not done anything, you did.

Optic Anal Nerve

The optic anal nerve is when your eyes cant see your ass going to work today.

For anyone that says there is no such "Optic Anal Nerve", - pull a hair out of your ass and your eyes will immediately start to tear.

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Getting On Your Nerves

A popular rising Neuroscience blog found at onyournerves.com. Broad coverage of neuroscience, featuring commentary on many new discoveries, as well as interviews in the field.

Person 1: Hey how do you keep up with all the new research in neuroscience these days? I only know what's going on after SfN...

Person 2: I read a lot of neuroscience weblogs. There are some great ones out there. You should check out Getting On Your Nerves.

Person 1: Alright sounds like a plan, Person 2.

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get on my last nerve

Means when you are ready to lose your temper

You are about to get on my last nerve if you keep asking stupid questions.

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anal nerve damage

When Daves ass hurts on a wedensday morning

Damn dave, whats up with that anal nerve damage?

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in yer optic nerve

Phrase used when you know you have a penis with a punch!

Used like in your eye

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