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newport kentucky

A town filled with white “wanna be gangstas” who walk around town cheifing on cigs all day trading their food stamps for hard core drugs. no, they do not have cars. They live in the shadow of the Queen City, Cincinnati. A town where the police force uses unnecessary measures to handle any situation that involves an African American due to their racism.

North side is filled with the priveledged white upper class, and the south end is in complete poverty. By neglecting those in need, the upper class citizens plan to push them into Covington to get rid of the drugs and baby mama drama.

“Dude... that guy over there on the side walk is overdosing, we have arrived in Newport Kentucky

by Mama I’ll January 14, 2018

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Christopher Newport University

A school that Jews their students out of money in every way imaginable. They force students to live on a dry campus for three years in severely overpriced dorms, and underclasaman are required to buy meal plans that equate to $15 a meal for shit food. They try to talk up having small class sizes to prospective students, but jew you during registration and make you jump through hoops to get overrides into your classes. The school president is Paul Triblestein, and is the man who implemented many of these policies. Overall, the school feels like a giant synagogue, and every student or alumni will have a story about how they were jewed out of money.

If you want a to go to school and get nickeled and dimed by a bunch of Jews, then Christopher Newport University is the school for you.

by aanonaanon June 1, 2018

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Newport, New Hampshire

A mountain town in western New Hampshire as stereotypically redneck as anywhere in the South. Home of Ruger Firearms, hence the town is militantly pro-gun. Rebel flags are even an occasional sight. The local barbershop on the corner of Sunapee St. and Main St. is called Git R Cut, since the town is proud of it's Redneck label. Classy middle class homes are located across from white trash dwellings, and everyone seems to get along. Drunks are all over this town, but fortunately the heroin addicts and such are all nestled privately on Laurel St. and the surrounding environs, especially Cross Street. Lifted trucks are also quite common to see. Many residents are classic inbreds.

North Newport, the rich area located in the woods, still habors some run down houses and farms.

Newport is an upscale shithole in disguise. Despite the description, it is a pleasant area to live. Low crime rate, friendly folks. And the Country Kitchen restaurant has great biscuits and gravy.

"I gotta head into Newport, New Hampshire to see what's in stock at Rody's Gun Shop."

by The Truth Dammit! October 6, 2009

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Newport Rusty Spitoon

When you're eating out a girl with a dip in your mouth, while at the same time putting a finger in her ass. You then use the same finger to take the dip out then fling it at her face.

Sal Bando just gave me a Newport Rusty Spitoon.

by Sal Bando January 17, 2010


East Newport, PA

A small village in Oliver Township, Perry County, PA just south of the Borough of Newport. It was once the home of a large iron furnace, a popsicle factory, a green house, Amos Miller’s Saw Mill and Wentzel’s Feed Mill. Today it is home to a Turnbaugh’s Gas and Service Station, Base Camp Outfitters, Oliver Grange, Episcopal Commons Senior Apartments, the Newport First Church of God, a playground and and AMPLE NUMBER OF HARD CORE YAYHOO REDNECKS!

Our school bus stops at Dock and Third Streets in East Newport, PA.
Those rednecks in East Newport, PA live down along the furnace row.
The Chisholm mansion is in East Newport, PA

by Orebank Bus Rider August 21, 2018


Newport News, VA

A small city on the Virginia Peninsula famous for it's crab cakes and Bahariterran immigrants.

I can't wait to go to Newport News, VA!

by Shwaya Arabian Habibi January 27, 2022


newport landing apartments

an apartment complex in dallas, tx usa, where one can be expected to be treated with no respect, refferred to as "a ghetto peoples" by the manager, and generally treated like crap by the management. if you move in, don't expect anything to be fixed, at least not within reason.

"We're moving to the Newport Landing Apartments in Dallas Texas."
"Don't you know the manager is racist?"
"Well, it's all my family can afford, so we will just have to suffer until we are no longer oppressed by poverty and social injustice."

by faceless victim of poverty March 31, 2004

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