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Newt 'Rebecca' Jorden

The name of a character in the movie "Aliens", produced by 20th Century Fox. Portayed by Carrie Henn. Is an occupant of the "Hadley's Hope" mining colony on the planet LV-426. Has a brother named Timmy and is daughter of Ann and Russ Jorden. Was sent, along with her family to find an alien ship that contained alien parasites that killed their hosts and spawned new aliens. Was the only survivor of the alien attack that clamied the lives of the people in the colony. Newt can also fit into small spaces and crevices where the aliens can't reach her. Was rescued by a team of military personnel who came to the planet to investigate the status of the colony. Formed an emotional bond with Ellen Ripley, the fellow survivor of an alien attack. Was kidnapped by the aliens while escaping from Hadley's Hope and was almost impregnated with an alien embryo, but was saved by Ripley. Newt died when, coming back to Earth, her cryotube was flooded with water after the ship they had been travelling on was attacked by an alien and they were forced into escape pods that jettisoned to an isolated planet. However, she still survives in (the clone version of) Ellen Ripley's memories.

Newt Jorden: "They mostly come at night...mostly."

by crazyrabbits May 7, 2005

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Reverse Newt Gingrich

When your in the hospital and your significant other looks after you lovingly... then you leave them once you recover.

Barry: Christine, whatever you need I've got your back. Your gonna beat this cancer and I'll be with you every step of the way.

Six Months Later...

Barry: Can't wait to get you home and get things back to normal.

Christine: ... I think we should get a divorce

Barry: Did you just pull a reverse Newt Gingrich on me??!!

by Hollywood Swinging February 18, 2012

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newt saw

1.the guch; the space between your balls and your crack
2.Former name of a band that i am friends with, now called "on the rocks"

dude #1: dude, my newt saw is sweaty
dude #2: too much info bro

by nunya fuckin bussiness December 18, 2003

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Newts Noot Sook

Someone's nut sack that is nicknamed newt.

If you say Newts Noot Sook, Newt will say F*** You!

by kpizzle7 May 8, 2012


3-Foot Newt

A milder euphemism to the infamous transexual hentai known as futanari. It is mainly used as an insult to the hentai.

"That video I saw was a 3-Foot Newt, and it was lame!"

by Dr. RobotAndrossnik March 15, 2009

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Cara the Newt

A snappy little critter. Full of energy, her orangness glow is faded with black dots. She likes it when you feed her hazelnuts.

Cara the newt my dear, would you like some hazelnuts?
Evelyn

by Cara the Newts owner.. October 27, 2010

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Mississippi mud newt

A Mississippi mud newt is when a man and woman get naked and cover theirselves with baby oil and take turns laying on the bed to get shit on. After you are all good and shiny with shit and baby oil you slide around on each other in a wiggling motion.

We had so much fun doing the Mississippi mud newt

by Evilives November 24, 2014

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