Murder by NFTs

When someone kills or poisons their parent or grandparent or sibling who owns a collection of coveted or dear Non-Fungible Tokens in the hope of acquiring it.

The judge needed more time to sentence the criminal, because the murder by NFTs case was a first of its kind among a number of trials involving cryptocurrencies.

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nft artist

NFT artists cannot draw anything other than ugly ass monkey NFTs. Then they will promote it to crypto nerds who gobble that shit up

Bozo: I am going to grow up to be an NFT artist
Hank Breaking Bad: Dies of cringe

Pi NFTs

When non-fungible token (NFT) creators produce digital goods that leverage on the number π—mathematics’s most famous or beloved constant—to target millions of math educators and geeks worldwide, who value true ownership, trust, and transparency of digital assets—from π e-cards and jokes to newly coined π-related words and phrases to π (temporary) tattoos and websites.

Crypto investors, some of whom had even flunked their school math, are eager to own a piece of “mathematical immortality” via pi NFTs.

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NFT value

Nothing it just an jpeg...
Why would you buy it?

You-hey! Do you have any NFT'S?
¿?-yeah why do you ask?
You-oh and how do you think its worth?
¿?- 500k-1M
You-nah i think its worth 0
¿?- why?
You- its just a fucking jpeg you can get it for free with 2 fucking clicks that the fucking NFT value

Monkey Nft

its a picture of a monkey and u can design it and sell it its literally a fucking pfp and shitheads buy it for like 1000 dollars instead of just saving the image heres what to do right click the picture save image or if u dont wanna be cald copy cat copy the image change one pixel and now its yours.

heres an example bitches. random shithead: *sells golen monkey nft a.k.a pfp* random fucker: OMG A GOLEN MONKEY NFT IAM A SHITHEAD SO ILL BUY IT EVEN IF ITS 1000 DOLLARS INSTEAD OF SAVING THE IMAGE OR RIGHT CLICKING THE IMAGE AND COPY IT. if you dont understand or hate me for this i dont care so fuck you.

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monkey nft

its a profile pic shitheads use to scam people

yo i buyed a monkey nft since iam a dumbass and didnt just copy the image or save image by right clicking it.

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NFT-sexual

of, relating to, or characterized by sexual or romantic attraction to non-fungible tokens.

I paid 5 million dollars for my NFT of Lady Godiva because I'm NFT-sexual.

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