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When expelled from an area for bad behaviour, this phrase is said by Ali G fans who wish to mock those who play the race card. Note: this is to be used for comical effect by white people.
Speaker:"The MP for Staines is to be removed from the house"
Ali G:"Is it coz i iz black?"
--probably misqouted from ali g indahouse
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The first thing most people will ask if you say some black person looks like a different black person or is like another one.
Person 1: Hey, that looks like Morgan Freeman!
Person 2: Because hes black?
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Person 1: Wow, slam dunk. like mike.
Person 2: Because he's black?
another way of saying "because I felt like it"
Usually used when describing something that could've been done more practically.
I disconnected the natural gas input from my stove and lit it on fire because fuck you.
I needed to walk five blocks to the library, so I stood on the back of a semi-truck going the same direction because fuck you.
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A sentence used by african americans when they don't get what they want.
Tyrone: Hey Jeff, come meet me up at the ball court, lets shoot some hoops G.
Jeff: Nah dude i can't, sorry man.
Tyrone: Oh, i see how it is. It's because im black, isn't it?
Jeff: Yep.
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How Jesus sasses the Pharisees or makes them stfu
Pharisees: "Can you stop claiming to be God!"
Jesus: "No, I am God because I'm Jesus"
Pharisees: "We hate this guy so much"
When your tripping real shrooms and some guy you dont like is tripping the bad kind of shrooms.
I hope your not laughing because this is my 1st time tripping shrooms.
No bitch it's funny because its poisonous.
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The assumption that all asian people share one cultural experience.
You know kung-fu because you're asian.
Why? Because, you're asian.
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