The need to seed

The act of ejaculation or wishing in planting your "seed" in a person. It is commonly used for horny teenagers with the urge to masturbate or a reference to jack off.

Synonyms: Urge to splurge, Beat the meat, crank one out, Gotta blast, Etc

Seth: Its that time of the day again Parker
Parker: what do you mean my nigga?
Seth: Ive got the need to seed
Parker: Damn bro, go crank one out
Seth: Yeet

Needs a Hug

A phrase used to express sympathy for a person who is an emotional train-wreck because they are going through a very hard time in their life.

"What's wrong with Rob?"

"His parents kicked him out of the house because he is an atheist."

"Wow. That really sucks. He needs a hug."
"Right? I wonder how he's doing right now."

Greed-Needing

When in a group in World of Warcraft the act of "Need"ing something for reasons other than stat improvement.

Tank: someone kick the mage!

Healer: y?

Tank: he's greed-needing everything!

friends with needs

Somebody who has sexual tension and chooses to take it out on a friend (as long as they're okay with it). No intimacy intimacy involved; just cuddles and kisses.

Almost like fuck buddies without the fucking.

"Whoa, dude, are Sarah and Kyle a thing?"
"Nah , bro. They're just friends with needs."

needs warshed

Southern Ohio for a something dirty that requires cleaning.

Thet t-shirt needs warshed.

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Needs more

A phrase so addictive it's unbelievable.

Often followed by something the user likes or wants.

Sometimes ended in "IMO", meaning "in my opinion".

"This conversation is boring..."
"Needs more cybersex IMO."

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need to pee

it's when you have the need to pee

Person1: hey man i really need to pee let's stop at that gas station
Person2: ok

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