Nookie Crunch

When a couple screw so hard, the males penis breaks and implodes

"Did you hear about Scott and his woman? Fucked her so hard there was nookie crunch."

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Puffy nookie

Puffy nookie means when a girls vagina is fat

“That gyals got the puffy nookie”

Nookie Pookie

A tiny Mexican penis.

"God, the guy I had sex with last night had the tiniest nookie pookie I have ever seen."

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Super Nookie

Anal intercourse, esp. when anal intercourse is something uncommon or given as a special treat.

I offered my boyfriend Super Nookie if he shaved all of his body hair.

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Cookie's Nookie

The well manicured beaver of an older woman.

The Prince of Panola sure does enjoy cookie's nookie.

nookie points

Sexual currency

If you keeping hitting on me, I’m gonna charge you nookie points.

You owe me 10 nookie points - that’s worth a blowjob.

Sweet Nookie

Sweet Nookie is a phrase used in the place of any form of sexual innuendo. Can also refer to any act of intimate or sexual nature.

Joel was texting Mia all day, cuz he wanted some of that sweet nookie.