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just found out another of my friends has it!!!!!!!!
rouske:i made up this cool word on urbandictionary: electro-kinetic sensitivity.
jade:cool what is it?
rouske:its where you can sense tvs being turned on without hearing them
jade:OMG i can do that!!!!!!!
rouske: wow!!!!
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See also "Dependopotomus." An Overly Sensitive Military Wife (OSMW) are just that: Overly Sensitive Military Wives. Typically, before their marriage to a service member, they have spent months scoping the pool for potential candidates. When she finds one fit for breeding, the OSMW pounces. Once married, she devours the military life. She will tell you how terrible and lonely it is being married to a service member, get a tattoo in his honor, be jobless, and enjoy the daily Hostess fatty cakes while sitting at home on Facebook.
Not to be confused with a Dependopotomus, although remarkably similar and typically concurrent-- they are, in fact, two seperate classifications. The OSMW may have, at some point or another in her marriage, had a job.
An OSMW can make drama over anything. ANYTHING. Go ahead and ask her about her endeavours as a small business owner ranging from Avon Representative, Mary Kay Independent Consultant, Passion Parties, Scentsy, or making of "brag bags."
Did you see that Overly Sensitive Military Wife punch out the 4 year old kid at the commissary for the last box of Twinkies? She moves like a Dependopotomus!
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Do you have that one sensitive friend that annoys you the fuck out, today you can roast them for the whole entire day 💞
“Your so annoying”
“Why did you say that”
“BECAUSE ITS ROAST SENSITIVE PEOPLE DAY”
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a: Woman married to someone in the military that reports pictures, pages and posts that Soldiers/ Marines/ Airmen/ Seamen(Sailor) put on a social networking site to entertain themselves while deployed.
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a : Woman married to someone in the military that is overly passionate about things others write or say and obsesses over proving their point to the point where they look stupid.
b : Woman married to someone in the military associated with copious amounts of drama, signs include talking about a specific person behind their back after they've been trusted, singling out another woman to get "even", and calling whore, slut, ho whenever they get a chance.
c : A product of marrying someone in the military and confuses this with being IN the military
See Verb: OSMW-ing
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a: The process of becoming OVERLY passionate about a topic or subject related to the military or a military member, to the point of insane emotional outbursts.
An OSMW - Overly Sensitive Military Wife is someone who:
A) Sits at home and pops out babies while never getting a job. Resulting in = dependopotomousness.
B) Rocks her husbands dog tags... daily.
C) Rocks a Brag Bag ... daily.
D) A Twinkie eater.
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Impulsively feigns offense, revulsion, disagreement, or objection to things, events, acts or concepts, for the sake of drawing sympathetic attention to ones self, despite no real injury.
Those Democrats are suffering from a severe case of Sissified Sensitivities Syndrome
A gamer who is annoyed by another team mate therefore either damaging, hurting or even killing him/her in-game.
"Dude why are you shooting me! Just because I shot you by accident, you're so gamer sensitive" or "Dude you're so bad at this game!" Then the person replies with "Why do you have to be so gamer sensitive"
Car sensitivity is a disorder discovered by Ford Motor Company in Denmark. The disorder is usually caused by a conviction that taking your car to an authorized auto repair workshop is either too expensive or the service is too poor.
This leads to car owners being uncommonly protective around their cars and the disorder often reaches such a level, that it inflicts other peoples lives in a negative way.
Classic symptoms of car sensitivity
• Takes 'excessively' good care of the car and is very touchy around it.
• Is afraid that something will happen with their car and is therefore often overprotecting.
• Has trouble driving others around in their car.
• Is convinced that authorized auto repair workshops are far too expensive and fully fail to visit them.
• Always washes and polishes the car by hand.
• Has a ban on bringing food and drinks in the car. The same goes for dirty clothes and shoes.
• Removes pebbles from tires.
• Parks far from other cars in parking spaces.
• Refrains from driving in the rain.
• Never lends their car to kids and other family members.
• Uses protective covers whenever possible.
There are certain ways to adverse the symptoms, such as car covers, shoe covers, nano technology and simply never driving the car. But there’s really only one true cure, which is visiting an authorized auto repair workshop to learn that the car is in good hands and it won’t cost a fortune to receive great service.
Car sensitivity is a disorder discovered by Ford Motor Company in Denmark, due to the compulsive behavior characterizing a vast amount of car owners.
Used in a sentence: "Are you really so car sensitive that our child can't sit in the car?!"