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A penis that has been near the Chernobyl nuclear reactor too long.
Wow look! That guys dick is glowing! He has a Nuclear Penis!
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When you ejaculate so hard everything within a square mile is instantly impregnated.
Bill: Dude, I had the best nuclear cumsplosion last night! I've got several hundred children on the way now.
Will: That's dope, bruh.
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Shotgunning a beer as an associate pours whiskey -- dammit, any hard liquor -- into the can.
D'you hear 'bout the fella that passed away?
Aye. Demolished three nuclear reactors in one sitting.
Limit yourself to one nuclear reactor per evening.
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When you fart so loud in a room or area that everyone stares at you in an awkward silence.
Pat just had the biggest nuclear fart in the waiting room.
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When you have a friend, relative or brother who lives with you and your girlfriend, and who blocks the entrance to your girlfriend's cunt every time you want to have sex with her.
You live with your๏ปฟ Girlfriend AND your Brother? That must be a nuclear cockblock.
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When your bowel movement results in a mushroom cloud of stench arising in the immediate vicinity. Then you observe below you in the toilet bowl the illegitimate spawn of some sort of amphibians from the bikini atoll test site. Most of the time a nuclear turtle is of a green color in some or all of its outer coating, although a black and brown variety has been reported.
My sh*t just hit critical mass, nuclear turtle imminent!
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When your dumb as hell friend does an action that is so incredibly stupid (even by their standards) and ends up getting completely fucked up in the process.
Jimmy! go put this bag of chips in the microwave!
No! im not gonna do that!
JIMMY! YOU FAT FUCK! go put these chips in the microwave!
Fine...
HOLY SHIT!!!! ITS ASPLODING!!! ITS JIMMY'S NUCLEAR HOLOFUCK!!!
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