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1.) probably the worse place on the planet to ever work at, that is if you are a c.n.a. it is run by the r.n. and those godawful l.p.n.'s who think they are so intelligent because they pass oral meds all day long.2.) A place where you will come home with shit on your uniform because some nasty ass son of a bitch decided to shit on you 3.)also employs many street niggers who think they are the 'shit' and act as if they own the place. On top of that, they hate any white employee who actually has a future and didn't get knocked up at 13. 4.) A godforsaken hellhole 5.) A place where not one c.n.a. can be found, because those worthless employees flee the scene in a moment's notice in order to get their 3-hr cigarette break.
If you just got your c.n.a. license, don't ever work at a nursing home, unless you want to be disrespected 24/7 by the worthless nurses who are not capable of working anywhere else.
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when a girl (the nurse) sticks her finger (the thermometer) in your ass, then pulls it out and puts it in her mouth to see if you have a fever.
I wasn't feeling well, so the bitch gave me a dirty nurse to see what was up. Turns out everything was cool.
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Male nurse RN is a male who goes to RN school and realizes they are much smarter than the average Joe who takes a 6 month EMT-P course and thinks they are an MD. The male nurse knows their scope of practice and can function independently as a professional in the Health care relm. Also, in order to be a male nurse you must have Balls! Unlike female RN's who do not have testicles but intestinal fortitude much more so than the Paramedic with the 6 month education who is a "want a be" practitioner...
The male nurse RN proves the fact the more math and science you know the more money you make!!! Most work in the ICU,OR, ER and as contractors...... Plus pull extra shifts and can life the morbidly obese with no problem....
Yo! My boy is a male nurse RN who is pullin way more duckets than my goofy friend who rides around in the hood for $7.00 an hour as a paramedic.....
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A place where the elderly have to have their butts wiped everyday by some poor CNA and where they listen to lame background music while playing bingo on "activity day."
When my mom gets old enough, Im putting her in a nursing home, fo sho!!!
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A new breed of nurse who wants to make a nurse's salary but not really have contact with any patients. They go right into management or something that involves not touching a patient. They despise bodily fluids, lifting, pills, call lights and anything that makes them sweat. They love paperwork and making themselves look intelligent and important. And they always complain that their back hurts, but God knows from what we don't know...
Florence Nightingale was a "hands on" nurse who cared for people, not a "desk nurse"
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To take extra special care of someone sick or injured and also drunk. Even though the name sounds suggestive is not something inherently sexual.
I got tore up from the floor up on Fundador and Rose wet nursed me all through the night.
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A member of the professional staff at elementary, middle and high schools. Typically run a small clinic within a school, aiming to meet the medical needs of students that arise during the school day. They usually give routine medications, offer first aid, a whole lotta ice packs, juice boxes and limitless naps.
Yes, they can see through your bs, they know what "real sick" looks like and they send you back to class fast if you are annoying.
"hey, I'm bored in class, I think I'll ask to go to the school nurse so I can waste some time before lunch"
"The school nurse is someone who doesn't judge, I think I'll go tell her my life story"
"I should be embarrassed that I've been to the school nurse 12 times already this year and it's only October, but that's not stopping me from going to see her again today"
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