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Very cold weather, as in cold enough that you just want to shrivel up and stay inside.
-30 degrees wind-chill?! That's cold as nutsack!
The dried up cum that sits on your nut sack after you blow a steamy load of spunk into your woman and keep pounding it so it pumps out on to your nuts and dries up
I think for desert she will have some NutSack Rice.
The “Glass Nutsack” can only be achieved by swinging ones nutsack back and forth against a sanitized glass window immensely until shards of glass penetrate the nutsack.
Father: son stop spreading your legs and stand up straight!
Son: eat my fuckin ass my shit all fucked up from doing the glass nutsack on foenom grave
When you take two frozen advocates in a plastic bag and put it on the back of someone's neck as if you were teabagging them
Guy1: dude my girl surprised me with an Alaskan nutsack last night I felt like I was in 50 shades of grey
Guy2: wtf
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1. adj: a measurement of shlongs per eggs on the dance floor or at a party, measured in nibbles; 1 nibble for every dude per chick. As we know, math is quite an issue for this, so rounding is appropriate.
2. adj: also a large group of homosexuals...also on the dance floor
Herman: Hey Richard, what's the quantum of nutsack?
Richard: It's about 3 nibbles.
Herman: Would you call that a fest of sausage?
Richard: Why yes, yes I would.
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The result of keeping a pocket jesus in the front pocket of ones pants.
Would you like to lick my Holy Nutsack?
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Love.
<3 in Facebook makes the heart. Everywhere else, it just looks like a Nutsack Icecream.
Sneaky way to say love without actually saying it.
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