whatthefuck o'clock

An ungodly hour in the morning, when it is still pitch black outside and freezing cold.

Bob has to get up at whatthefuck o'clock each morning just to arrive on time to work.

Dude why did you wake me up? it's whatthefuck o'clock!

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smacks o'clock

Ah, smacks o'clock, the time when otherwise sane young people become agitated with the progression of the night, and head off to a more ebullient nightspot.

During a lull in conversation, someone will mention how smacks o'clock must be approaching. Nobody knows the exact moment this most undefinable of time begins. Estimates by renowned scientologists and psychic media (surely the plural of medium) have placed the time as early as 10pm, but other sources have suggested a time much closer to midnight. Either way, when the feeling is right, the nebulous idea of a smacks visit enters the minds of the merry band.

Surely, soon we will be drinking £1 bottles, doing the macarena, requesting naughty big screen messages and perving over teenage girls. There will be flashcards aplenty, and injokes galore as the feeling gathers pace.

And then it happens. Suddenly, every glass is empty. We are astanding, moving towards the exit of the pre-smacks drinking establishment, and we are on our way

Another night has begun

Human Being: Let us depart this shithole, surely it is smacks o'clock

Human Being: Don't be silly, it's only ten to smacks

Human Being: STFU, I want to request Total Eclipse of the Heart

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Spliff O'Clock

When it's time to roll a spliff aned smoke it.

Right, it's Spliff O'Clock

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ahole o'clock

That time of day when someone is being an asshole.

It must be ahole o'clock! Andy needs a Snickers bar for sure!

real o'clock

The time at which things become imminently intense.

"She went off the birth control without telling him, it's about to get real o'clock"

Sesh o'clock

The time at which drinking begins before going on a night out. The time can be any preferred, but normally either 7pm or 10pm

Kenny: Lads according to my watch its quarter to sesh o'clock
Tom: So it is lets get to the shop for supplies, then get on it!

beezy o'clock

HOUR OF DA BITCHZZZZZZ!!!!!!!
Probably, the hour all dem hoes have to pay their pimp.

pimper:So I went up to this hoe, and I was like "Do you know what time it is!!!!?"
shanaynay: *in a soft voice* nnoo...
pimper: WELL I DUN CUUUR! ITS BEEZY O'CLOCK, GIVE ME MUH MONEY HOE!

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