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Australian slang inserted into sentences as required in order to express awe or outrage.
I was awake this morning at dick off o’clock.
That is a big dick off cucumber.
Variations: "Rolled my dick off"
The act of retracting your dick while having sex and putting the foreskin on her entrance first. Afterwards thrusting forwards to let your dick roll off into the vagina.
Example use of "Rolling off your dick":
Person A: We didn't have sex man, she was very tense down there.
Person B: Damn dude, rest-in-pepperonies, didn't you roll of your dick into her?
Person A: Nah man, i'm circumsized.
After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis
"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"
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Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.
*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".
Immediately, since the beginning, at the start.
David: Aye you seen how fine Jessica has become?
Will: Bro wyd you mean? Jessica was fine off dick!
David: Nah bro she just got this cute
Will: Bro she’s been fine you’ve just been blind AF
Dick in 'off' position. Very uninterested. Turned off.
She told me her boyfriend was bad in bed, I replied "Dick: off."