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Purposely watching a sad movie to cry for pleasure
"I haven't cried in so long, I need a tear jerk-off session"
Try and see how long you can go without jerking off
I was able to make it about 5 minutes into the jerk off challenge without jerking off.
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The act of masterbation with your coming from behind and going under your leg like the snowboarding move.
I needed a little change in my love life so i put my hand under my leg and started jerking off stalefish.
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a muscle built and strengthened by everyday masturbation, a.k.a brachioradialis
Dorothy: Whoa, look at your arm muscle! You've been working out, huh?
Bob: ummm... it's my jerk-off muscle...
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This is the motion one would make on their beer bottle after one has been bottle tapped. Preferably motioning from ones crotch and shaking the beer on the person who performed the tap. Making the money shot on them the ultimate rebuttal for douche baggery.
Martha just got out of prison and decided to bottle tap my freshly opened Corona. As my beer started to erupt, I poised, place the bottle close to my crotch, aimed, and stroked my bottle as it gushed all over her clothes and face. A classic beer jerk off performed flawlessly.
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If you think of the skateboarding move "stalefish" where you reach behind your legs, and grab your board this manouver is adapted into masturbation.
Go jerk off stalefish!!!
Person 1. "Whys he taking so long?"
Person 2. "I dunno, he's probably jerking off stalefish"
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A sock that placed on the penis to assist in masturbation.
Dave: dude, what's with that sock?
Jake: don't touch it! That's the jerk off sock.
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