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Baja Oklahoma

This is a sarcastic nickname for Texas.

We're crossing the Sabine River into Baja Oklahoma: bravo sierra alert.

by Princess Lum March 24, 2006

89πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Oklahoma Twister

A sexual act where you insert a small quail up your anus and cover your knees with crushed bees and feet with the waste of a sexually frustrated albino chimp. All the while replacing the alternator on a 67 Chevy.

It’s impossible to do the Oklahoma Twister with one leg.

by Whipcrack January 10, 2020

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


oklahoma sundae

man ejaculates on an ice cream sundae and his partner eats it.

I hope Braum's and Dairy Queen do not make Oklahoma Sundaes.

by Jerk2 May 17, 2011


oklahoma kookaburra

Another word for OK in Flynn’s dictionary and vocabulary. Say this to someone to seem cooler

β€œDamn you’re an Oklahoma Kookaburra”- Someone who isn’t an Oklahoma Kookaburra

by Shrek's Large Toe December 20, 2018

16πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Oklahoma frisbee

Where one takes a shit and pats it down into a flat circular shape with one's buttocks. The turd disc is then frozen over night to be thrown during sexual intercourse the following day. The sexual partner then leaps and catches the faecal frisbee in their mouth like a dog

Damn, that Will kid can sure throw an Oklahoma frisbee

by The_Yelvon September 14, 2016


Oklahoma Sandblaster

Prior to intercourse, typically anal, the phallus, dildo or fingers are coated in an adhesive and dipped in sand. Following the coating, the penetrating object is used feverishly. Think of sand paper in a woodworking project. The OK sandblaster can be used in conjunction with many other techniques; the boston shocker, the mini van, the Houdini, the Eiffel tower, etc...

Dude1: Man, I'm thinking about going to this party tonight to hook up with Jenna.
Dude2: You don't want Jenna, trust me. Tim and I wrecked that bitch with an Oklahoma Sandblaster-Houdini combo last week and she'll never be the same.

by pinksock69er September 30, 2011

54πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


oklahoma city

Oklahoma City is the capital and largest city of the state of Oklahoma in the United States of America. It is the county seat of Oklahoma County. The city's name is sometimes abbreviated to 'OKC.' Non-residents often refer to Oklahoma City as 'Oak City,' but locals never use this name. Residents of outlying suburbs or rural areas often call Oklahoma City simply "The City."

Oklahoma City is a large, diverse and growing city, and is the civic and commercial center of the state. It is one of the largest cities in the Great Plains of the United States, and is the largest city in population of the 5 "plains states" (Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, North Dakota and South Dakota) as well as four of the six neighbouring states (Kansas, Missouri, Arkansas, New Mexico) to Oklahoma.

Oklahoma City is the 29th-largest city in the nation, according to a 2003 report from the U.S. Census Bureau. The city's population on July 1, 2004 totaled 528,042 with more than 1.3 million residents in the metropolitan area.

Oklahoma City was the site of the Oklahoma City Bombing in 1995, the largest act of terrorism on American soil prior to the September 11th attacks and the most destructive act of domestic terrorism in American history

Oklahoma City area wise is the 3rd largest city in the country.

by xzybit July 4, 2005

441πŸ‘ 138πŸ‘Ž