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Something you expect to be awful but it is actually great.
Inspired by the fact that Omaha is supposed to have the best sushi restaurant in the country.
To my great surprise, anal sex ended up being sushi in Omaha
The most historical school located in Omaha, Nebraska. Good luck trying to use the bathroom during passing period. Omaha Westside Highschool calls us ghetto but take their homecoming pictures downtown. A school full of fake bitches, dudes that try and act mysterious and nonchalant, teachers who fuck other teachers and security guards who take carts and give em to their friends. 60% of the students don't attend regularly. We need to stop pretending like our football team is good.
person a: "did you hear that ____ is pregnant from omaha central highschool"
person b: "no fucking way, i just let her hit my vape"
When two guys jerk each other off wearing oven mitts.
Did you hear Billy’s going to prison? Yeah man, he’ll be getting that Omaha Lobster before he knows it.
the “omaha shield” is a term to describe how all the bad weather goes around specifically downtown omaha and council bluffs.
“did you hear about all the tornadoes that tore through all of the areas around omaha?”
“yeah. none hit omaha just the suburbs”
“must’ve been the omaha shield”
When you have been bamboozled, usually happens during a poker game but is not limited to poker games. Someone who has been deceived so well that they don’t realize it until someone else points it out or until a long time has passed.
Have I just been omahaed?
Jacy, Josh just omahaed you during that card game.
Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, this involves someone defecating on their sexual partner’s chest after consuming large quantities of corn.
For our 10th anniversary, my wife decided to spice things up by giving me an Omaha Steamer.