Why has nobody ever thought of writing fucking tree on urban dictionary?
hi it a tree
When one 'Trees' oneself - One shits oneself.
"Oh shit, Ive treed meself. Pass us them wet wipes and a bucket"
- From Pride and Prejudice.
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1. Tall plants consisting of a trunk and a crown, that are chopped down, smashed, and made into paper. Trees are less known for releasing oxygen and providing shelter for animals.
2. What neo-hippies claim to hug. You know.. the people who found their profound appreciation for nature in their senior year of highschool and will grow out of it in a year.
3. Slang for having sex- to "climb a tree" or "escalar un arbol" -phrases only used by extreme virgins.
4. Weed.
1. I can't breathe. We must have chopped down too many trees.
2. I love trees! I love the world! I love tie-dye! I love Myspace!
3. WHY WON'T HE CLIMB A TREE WITH ME?
4. U know we lookin for the treez wit no seedz.
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A fiend with large tree-like hair, but overall, still very short. also known as a shrubbary from the lack of height. Can be seen with a pineapple and other short equally fiendish people. Known for the tree dance and key phrase: wha? as well as bumping into pineapples.
Ahh! its a tree!
what?
shrubbary!
ohhh
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