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a word that actual obese people are terrified of, so they madly defend themselves on urban dictionary claiming they are allergic to exercise and healthy eating.
fat people cannot say it is a result of multiple causes because everyone knows it is a load of crap. these are the people that see commercials for diet pills and think "OH MY GOD! its not my fault i'm fat, it wasnt those gummy bears and popcorn, I"M JUST STRESSEC OUT!!!"
FAT PERSON: I am fat because my mother beat me and i was upset so i ate at the buffet.
FIT PERSON: No, sweetheart, you're fat because you overate and didnt exercise, ignored the fact that you were gaining weight for a long time and then woke up one morning and said "gee, im really really fat (cries)
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fat is considered mostly as another word for obese. Its also more than 50 percent of america
My friend was fat but then she knew that she wasnt alone.
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An enduring name for a fat person who is a very good friend.
Hey Fats, good to see you again buddy!
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1. noun: slang, acronym used to descibe someone who is extremely attactive, (fine and tempting) also known as phat (pretty hot and tempting)
2. adjective: term used to describe the size and effectiveness of a joint, doobie, or marijuna cigarette
1. Dude, you see that girl over there? She is fat (phat)! I'm taking that home to mama!
2. As soon as I get home, I am gonna roll me up a fat one and get f**ked up
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if u cant see your pussy or penis ur fat!
the girl tried to to see if her pussy was hairy but couldt see it because she is fat.
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a state of squishiness
Many find fat to be repulsive and unattractive, and even the horniest school boy will find he can't get it up in the presence of too many fat particles (approximately the size of 3.14159262 alpha particles with creme fillings). Fat is easily put on and hard to get off, but unless you have a genetic illness (which some people do have), that's not an excuse. Just look at the rest of the damn world.
Fat is also the reason why so many American's are depressed and get an MAOI prescription at age 12. The 99% of Americans who aren't gorgeous think they have to be like the 1% who are or else they aren't any good. They get depressed, eat, and get fatter and dig their grave deeper and deeper, thus creating a fatter America. The first party then proceeds to watch TV only to get up to masturbate to the first party, thus creating an even fatter America.
It's also a very serious matter to be fun to someone smuggling excessive amounts of squishiness under their skin (also known as a fatass). Being caught in the act of potentially damaging a fatass's self esteem and/or inner child will result in being sent to hell and being locked in a room with Goliath and all his well-hung brothers (if you're a woman, you will instead be eternally tortured by an eternal menstrual cramp)
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12 year old: Omg! My 12-year-old boyfriend just broke up with me. He says its because his parents don't want him to date yet, but I know he thinks I'm too fat. I weigh 117 pounds. According to Cosmo, a girl my height is only acceptable at 110 pounds. cry cry sob sob
Mother: (as she tosses back an antidepressant cocktail topped with a garnish of painkillers) Please don't cry honey cakes. Mommy will take you to the doctor and make everything all better.
One week later
12 year old: I'm still depressed. Instead of healthy dieting and exercise, I know that I must now resort to any or all of the following: steeling my mother's prescription pills, anorexia/bulimia, and self mutilation.
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to have a fat personality
bella is fatness
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