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A slang term used to describe men and women of white/caucasian decent. Usually used in conjunction with terms such as "cracker," "the man," "uptight," "white devil," and "pizza." The term was coined in Hollywood by The M of T and some Monday friends. The reason 'Friday' became the slur mostly stems from the first historical account (on Friday, June 18, 1790) of a slave master "cracking his whip" on a slave who stopped picking cotton on a Virginia plantation. The slaves called him a "cracker." This historical account was then tied into the widely accepted fact that the first baked cracker came about on Friday, March 13, 1801 when Massachusetts baker, Josiah Bent, burnt a batch of biscuits in his oven. Later on, Bent sold his enterprise to the company we now know as Nabisco on Friday, Sept. 23, 1898. The rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties, as well.
Billy: I love Fridays!
Tyree: Shut up you uptight, cracker-ass, white devil Friday!!
Wong: Yeah..stupid Friday!
Habib: root dee doot doot! Thank you come again...Friday-ass honkey!
Altogether: Lets get some pizza!
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According to the lyrical genius, it is the day after Thursday, before Saturday, in which Sunday comes afterwards.
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end
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The space time continuum dictates that it is the start of a temporary 2 day hiatus of school and teacher authority over students, being that is the 6th day of the week, the 5th work day of the week, following Thursday.
This Friday we will all be free from the oppressive environment known simply as school.
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A song by Rebecca Black about having fun on Friday and being excited for the weekend. It is on YouTube and iTunes.
Hey have you heard that song Friday?
OMG yeah I saw the music video. I'm 13 why can't I drive yet?
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The best day of the week until February 2011, when a 14 year old girl named Rebecca Black released the song by the same name and officially ruined the day for just about everyone. Now saturday and thursday have officially split the glory once held by friday.
Person A: Thank god it's finally friday.
Person B: You know what that means *plays "Friday" by Rebecca Black"
Person A: OH DEAR GOD NO!!!! FUCK!!!! AHHHH MY POOR EARS!!!! *puts on Van Halen Ahhh that's better. *to person b* play that song one more fucking time and I will physically remove your internal organs and feed them to my dog!
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A song by 13 year old Rebecca Black that became an internet sensation in the middle of March 2011, gaining over 15 million views in less than oneweek. Many claim it to be "the worst song ever" and criticize its monotonous lyrics, especially a break in which she sings "Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday / Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’) …Tomorrow is Saturday / And Sunday comes afterwards." The song was produced by California-based video company Ark Music Factory and has had notable success on iTunes, breaking into the Top 100.
It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend!
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The virality of "Friday," a wannabe weekend-party anthem for the new generation, had nothing to with the song being any good, Rebecca Black being particularly attractive or gifted, or even with the fact that it was, well, the weekend. It's simply because it was so unbelievably BAD. ("A whole new level of bad," according to none other than Time magazine.)
Guy:Have you Heard that song 'Friday' by Rebecca Black?
Girl: No, but doesnt it have like over 14,000,000 views on youtube?
Guy: Yeah, but i heard that the black guy in the video gave that Rebecca girl anal.
Girl: hmm...Maybe i should check out this video.
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