Tank Commander

A professional sports coach hired for the specific purpose of failing, or tanking, for better draft picks.

Brian Flores is probably one of the most successful tank commanders in NFL history

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Commander in Cheese

A small minded person in a position of authority; a petty tyrant.

The commander in cheese told me to lie to the customer about why the project is late again. How about if I just tell the customer that the project is late because the commander in cheese is a bad engineer?

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command prompt

A simpler, often easier way to manipulate a file/application.

An enigma to the average PC user.

An enigma to 99.9% of Mac users.

c:\windows\system32\netstat/a

edit c:\autoexec.bat

c:\docume~1\owner\dxdiag

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Commander Porktits

Usually a woman masquerading as a man on internet forums. Constantly seeks attention and approval. Is prone to petty fighting. Enjoys Nascar, corn, and adultery.

RedFox74 is trolling so hard, she has become Commander Porktits.

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Anal Commander

a god of the battlefield gaming franchise :)

Person 1 - O God i got shot
Person 2 - were from
Person 1 - from over there he shot me in the ass
Person 2 - o must be anal commander then

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Command Leader

One who gives commands / leads. The commander leader has absolute control over fucking anything. The command leader is legally allowed to (and regularly does) sexually abuse his/her subordinates and peers through physical touch. The command leader's specialty is in concealing sexual actions by claiming that sexual contact was unintentional. The most common example of this is the "UH" or "Unintentional Hand Job.
Command Leaders usually wears military camouflage bathing suits while swimming. Used with sexual undertone.

Nik : Command Leader just UH'd me!

Matt : LOL, it wasn't unintentional, she's the Command Leader!

Nik : fucccccccckk!

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Ghetto Commandments

The 10 rules any G must follow at all times. If not they do not follow they are a bitch and therefore do not need to breathe.

The Ghetto Commandments
I. If thou art a bitch te shall not breathe.
II. Puff, puff giveth.
III. Thou shalt not snitch.
IV. Thou shalt not loveth thy hoes.
V. Thou shan't knock the hustle.
VI. Real shast recogonize real
VII. It's no fun if the homies getteth none
IX. Never covet thy neighbors bitch
X. Fuck the police

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