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Emailer's Remorse

When sending an email, the gut-wrenching feeling of guilt after clicking send. Can be caused by inappropriate or overly emotional content, or just embarrassing spelling or grammatical errors. Such content may be the result of intoxication, but the terrible feeling is more likely to occur when one is sober.

Girl A: I just emailed my ex-boyfriend a poem about how much I still love him....AND I just noticed I used the wrong form of there/their!

Girl B: That is some serious emailer's remorse

by BethBethBethBethBethBeth November 29, 2011


Mass Email

When in the workplace or school and there is an email system.
A fellow co-worker or student the system by sending emails to everyone who is on the email system.
This often leads to abuse of the email system and can result in having your email inbox spammed by a Mass-emailer.
This can also be irritating because often mass-emailer's will stop stop at just one mass-email, but go on to send more and more and clog up your inbox so that it is full of useless shit.

Yo Guys! I just got a mass email, they are so annoying!!

by Dirty-Chlamydia-Bitch-Rhino March 10, 2009


Drunk Email

Drunk emailing (drailing): while completely inebriated you foolishly believe 1) You're a prolific writer. 2) You're Poetic. 3) You're a comedian. 4) Not saving your sent messages will save you from complete and total embarassment - this only leads you to wonder what the heck you actually did say after typing for two hours. 5) Spell check hides your obvious drunkenness.

Sending a drunk email at 2am after drinking a 40 ouncer of vodka and hoping to endear yourself to your new man (or woman) by revealing past sexual exploits, and foolishing thinking he/she would be turned on after reading how you 'made it' with the entire band.

by drailer May 16, 2006

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But her emails

The mocking phrase used to water down and oversimplify the general point being made in an attempt to dismiss the severity of Hillary Clinton's preferential treatment at the hands of the FBI, back in 2015 when she was subpoenaed by Congress to turn over government emails that she illegally hosted on a private server that led to concerns over national security.

Clinton destroyed all devices containing any information related to the emails and wiped all of her servers in a blatant defiance of the subpoena, another illegal act that also went miraculously unprosecuted by the FBI and DOJ.

The point in Trump supporters bringing this up in relation to Trump being pursued on the documents he is accused of illegally possessing, is to compare the hypocritical ignorance of the left and democratic political spectrum with the situation at hand as Trump allegedly declassified the documents as sitting President while Hillary had not once ever stepped into the Oval Office.

The phrase "but her emails" serves to mock Trump supporters over Hillary taking advantage of the two-tiered justice system that ignores blatant democrat illegality and fabricates republican illegality.

Person 1: "Trump had documents at his Mar-A-Lago residence! That's illegal!"
Person 2: "That's not illegal because he declassified them. But even if it were, what about Hillary's emails?"
Person 1: "bUt HeR eMaIlS"
Person 2: "That's not an argument. If you're going to go after Trump, you need to address what Hillary did or we're not taking you seriously."

by Touchgrassthinkfast July 29, 2023

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SB Emails

A weekly Strong Bad tradition! Very funny, my favorites are "techno" and caffiene".

Dude, did you see the new SB email?!?!

by WHALE December 11, 2003

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email courier

An individual who gets up from their chair at their desk to walk to someone else's desk to announce the contents of the email, verbatim. Completely replacing the need for any automated email 'you've got mail' alert , or the email at all for that matter.

Dave: "Kristen, I just sent you an email to let you know to switch the address in the document and to take out the comma before the word 'and' in the second line of the second paragraph on the third page."

Kristen: "For the love of god, please just email it to me and stay in your chair. There is no need to be a email courier, the send button and the internet do that for you. "

by Pistol33 December 13, 2011

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Email Hump

When you send an email to a group, and someone on the grouplist has to write back to the group and 'dominate'. They have to get the last word and come across as the most superior in the group. Like when a dog humps another dog to dominate it.

Look at that reply. Dwight email humps me every time I send instructions to the team. He's such an insecure ass!

by Sir Humped a Lot April 15, 2008

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