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The elderly female employees stationed at the entrance to Walmart stores. The purpose of the Granny Gestapo is to make honest Walmart shoppers feel like shoplifters as they attempt to leave the store. Once Walmart has your money, the Granny Gestapo carefully searches through your purchases item by item to make sure that each one matches your receipt precisely. Also known as Walmart security or as people greeters.
The Walmart checker was too lazy to bag the toilet paper, so I was strip searched by the Granny Gestapo when I tried to leave the store.
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The sweet pussy of a grandmother.
"Hey brah on Craigslist I saw a post for a bass player for a senior citizen band"
"That's all me mayne. I can get so much granny puss!"
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an out of date apple computer.
the school computers were such granny smiths they still had green screen monitors.
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Someone who visits their aged relative during a Coronavirus epidemic.
Don't be a Granny botherer, stay at home !
Someone who is extremely attracted to and has sexual desires for women over 65 years of age.
"I think Randy is a granny groper, he keeps mentioning your aunt Martha."
Indication that a gentleman has given a vigorous and enthusiastic pounding to a consenting female. This practice often results in ruptions of internal organs and rendering the subject crippled for several days, almost like your gran. To smash the granny you do not need to be fussy. The granny can be smashed out of all of the mainstream orifices including the less popular but equally effective belly button smashing, reserved for ladies of a larger volume.
Tigger found walking and day to day activities challenging and painful after Christopher Robin smashed the granny out of his ring piece (Extract from 'Whinnie the Pooh, can honey be used as lube? - 1954')
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An often inarticulate person who likes correcting other people's mistakes when she has the most rudimentary knowledge of anything out of all the people I know.
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