my immortal

A fan fiction that, if it's fake, then it's complete genius; and if it's real it's total desecration of a perfectly good book/movie series. Starring the ultimate Mary Sue Ebony Dark'ness Raven Dementia Way, who is "totally goff". Nearly everything is misspelled. ALL of the characters are COMPLETELY ooc. Also, theyre SO cool, that they do crack AND coke. Because apparently the author didn't realize that crack IS coke.
Regarded as the worst fanfiction in the history of all fan fiction, My Immortal is highly entertaining. Giving us new words like "virility" instead of "virginity", "mastacate" instead of "masturbate", and "excretion" instead of "discretion".

Very much recommended. You don't need to be a harry potter fan- it will make you laugh, I swear.

Friend: "Let's read my immortal!"

Friend two: "No, I'm afraid I'll vomit."

Friend: "But I want to find out what happens to Ebony/Enoby/Ebobby/Egogy/Tara, or however else the author decides to spell her name!"

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My white

A person who has your heart , someone that you truly love

She’s my white

He’s my white

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My Dad

A Fictional Character in my life

“My dad left me for a hooker that he found on the street of Indianapolis”

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My yellow

Someone that means everything to you/someone that you would die for

Person 1: Hey do you know Britney?
Person 2: Yeah shes my yellow.
Person 1: whats a yellow?
Person 2: Someone that makes you happy

my shot

Something that hamilton will not throw away.

It is used as a leitmotif in the popular show 'Hamilton'. It is used throughout the show to signify Hamilton's inability to not do something. This philosophy leads him to write the 'Reynolds Pamphlet'. This was a career destroying document. It exposed his affairs with one 'Maria Reynolds'. Hamilton eventually 'throws away his shot' In the second last number of the show ('The world was wide enough'). This cost him his life.

I am just like my country, I am young, scrappy, and hungry and I am not throwing away my shot

My r

A song that describes how talking your self out of suicide and giving up

Person 1: why do you like My r so much

Person 2:It’s relatable

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My Yellow

yellow is the person that makes you happy ; you cherish the moments y’all make while together; the person you never knew you needed in your life ... the person you know will be there for you ; i love you yellow

“ jesus is my yellow”

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