blob snob

A man who refuses to sleep with his partner when she's on the rag

Example:

You're such a blob snob, don't you know I'm horny!!!

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NOTB: Not on the blob

When a girl wears tight white trousers or a really short skirt on a night out she is definitely NOTB not on the blob (period)

Hey mate that girls so fit and she's definitely NOTB: not on the blob. Get stuck in boy

blob hunting

Waste of time, don't even think of trying to do it, you will regret it, I myself one of the greatest hunters regret wasting my time

blob hunting is a synonym of waste of time

blob fat

when someone becomes so fat that their body loses its resemblance to that of a human being and transcends into a shape that can only be described as 'blob'

that lady on the scooter over there doesn't even look like a human. she is so fucking blob fat

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Gender blob

An overweight individual who clearly subscribes to gender ideology, and likely identifies as gender queer - and you can tell there’s nothing fun or interesting about them other than their victimhood complex, which isn’t fun or interesting at all.

Gender blobs generally have nothing substantive to say about anything, but their unique skill is regurgitating verbatim what their gender-women’s studies and fat studies professors taught them.

Gender blobs are, by definition, easily identifiable, in part because they seek the negative attention that is inevitable when anyone normal looks at them, as they use it as further evidence of their oppression. Usually has unnatural hair colors, piercings, and is common to find them wearing a shirt that says something like “Kill Cis-Hetero-Patriarchy” or “Gender Queer and Proud.”

The gender blob’s natural habitat is either at a left-wing protest or in their gender-women’s studies class complaining about their intersectional victimhood as both fat and gender queer.

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Blobness Monster

Where you inflate your dick to massive proportions. Then whip it out, and let it float around on the bank of the lake. Then let people jump on it. Then the next person in line goes up the ladder, and jumps down on to it, and it launches the person into the air, and into the lake.

" Bruh... last weekend I was so horny that I
pulled a good ole' Blobness monster .

Choobie blobs

A word that defines cute adorable things, mainly desired by girls also anything squishy that makes you smile

A woman sees chubby cheeks starts pinching them and says aww choobie blobs