sass grass

Yet another term for cannabis

Eyy bruh, pass the sass grass

touch grass

used when someone is doing something weird, stupid, or pointless. it means they need to come back to reality, they need to get some fresh air and get back in touch with how the real world works.

"been keeping track of my crush's snap score. she's most active on friday, least active on monday, most-"
"dude. you need to go touch grass. get a job or something damn"

"the word 'crazy' is inherently ableist and harms neurodivergent people"
"oh my god. please touch grass"

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grass grazer

A vegetarian

Guy 1: Is Bethany a grass grazer?
Guy 2: Yeah, she hasn't eaten meat in years!

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Cut the grass

(v.) The act of cutting back your circle to remove snakes

Ex 1. "Damn homie snitched up on me, guess I gotta cut the grass"

Ex 2. "They say snakes in the grass so imma cut this shit (flocka)

All these girls want is cash so I can't trust a bitch (No)"

Grundle grass

The thick, flowing locks of hair that dominate the anal region.

Dude I had to take such a fat shit, but unfortunately, my load got stuck in my grundle grass.

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Grass walk

The green grass on either side of the sidewalk

Dude why are we walking on the grass walk while the side walk is empty

meme grass

Ganja, marijuana, cannabis, maraweenies, weed etc.

"Yo wanna get some meme grass Conor?"
"I'm down."