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program manager

The person at your job who has an ambiguous role, disappears into conference rooms for hours at a time, and hasn't ever done anything that pertains to your work (that you know of). No one knows what this person does. They are quite literally Milton from Office Space.

The new guy Fabian, from Google, told me he is a program manager. Does anyone know what that actually means?

by Random Computer October 16, 2017

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voodoo programming

Using code or a programming technique(more often than not, a complicated one) without understanding what it actually does and why it solves a particular problem.

-What does this function do?
- I don't know. I just cut and pasted it from stackoverflow.com
- We are not doing voodoo programming here. I'm reverting this commit.

by kr_kr August 29, 2016

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c programming

C is a general-purpose, imperative computer programming language, supporting structured programming, lexical variable scope and recursion, while a static type system prevents many unintended operations.

by jayson carganillo
c programming is good

by in treust we god January 22, 2018

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whore program

a program on a compy that does whatever you want it to, with minimal effort needed and little customization available. Basically the program just lets you get really far for no work, but you can't do the kinds of amazing things you can with other kinds of programs.....

1)
idiot: "i made a website with ms frontpage"
me: "you idiot, that is such a whore program, code your own site!"

2)
idiot: "can you show me how to make a game in flash today?"
me: "you idiot, games can take weeks - flash isn't a whore program!"

by teh malcolm January 7, 2007

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Programming the ENIAC

Used to describe a particularly daunting and tedious task, but usually one with very good outcomes. Originates as a reference to the programming of the first computer, the ENIAC (Electronic Numerical Integrator And Computer), which would take hours to program simple math functions. Programming was done with a series of switches and in binary (1s and 0s).

"Passing Ms. Smith's English class is like programming the ENIAC."

by Frank The Box Monster November 12, 2013


DAS program

a DAS program stands for Diversion Acute Stabilization program

she resides in a DAS program

by mommitude October 21, 2013


Program Whore

A person that owns a computer and stores way too many programs and has too many icons on his/hers desktop.

Look at all of those programs you got! Wow you're a freakin program whore!

Hey, program whores are good to have around! They have the best programs to recommend.

by Stormwulf March 24, 2014