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Real

Something that you definitely aren’t

Are you real?
No, you have schizophrenia.
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Hello?
Shut up! Can’t you tell someone else is talking?

by GoofyGoober10 May 25, 2023


Real

People online say this when they agree with someone... typically in comment sections. it's basically a form of saying "for real" but shortened down for comedic effect.

it's also used as a synonym for "based" and "true"

Jamie: "Pugs are ugly"
Billy: "real as hell"

by Evil Thug 122 May 8, 2023


On the reals

To be forreal about it.. like saying fr (forreals) or being dead serious about it. Not joking around on the topic.

Ex: Her brows be on fleek on the reals.
Ex: Bruh, imma bouta get it with this girl on the reals!
Ex: But on the reals, imma beat dat ass if she talk about it one more time.

by Memery Dank December 31, 2016


real

someone that is or does somthen cool as shit

one day this kid was sitting on his chair in middle of class, then out of no where he trips, and the hole class laughs then wonders how did he trip like taht, then someone says HES REAL

by misamoe May 3, 2005

20πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Not real

josh

"Josh is not real, remember?"

by tylerr dun June 11, 2019

7πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Be Real

Being real with yourself and to all reality.

The understanding that you are the supreme and that no one amounts to your greatness.

When used in a phrase, "Be Real", you are showing your true justification to defecate onto someones face. This is because you understand that you are real and that they are fake on instances regarding life.






Exxx. 1
Girl: I can't believe we had sex last night...I have a bf.

Guy: Be Real bitch, last night you didn't know your bf's name.
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Exxx.2

Girl: What the hell?! You didn't give me the $30000000 purse I wanted!!

Guy: Be real cunt...you aren't that good in bed.
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Exxx.3

Girl: Baby, take me to that concert you've been talking about for months.

Guy: Bitch, be real, the tickets are only free, and you ain't worth it.

by Be Real Bitch November 30, 2008

20πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Real

A rapper out of Houston, Texas. His 2008 release "Wicked City Don" and 2009 release "Heart of the Hood" gained him popularity in the southwestern market. Real is currently with Blue Tape Records.

The new Real cd is off the hook.

by TheTruth3000 November 24, 2009

16πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž