Tile Hill Bush Trimmer

A crazy middle class lady who spends her weekends trimming her overgrown bush.

“ey’ up pal, I’m glad our lass did a Tile Hill Bush Trimmer last weekend”

ripping the tiles off the wall

a particularly difficult shit

where have you been?

the toilet, ripping the tiles off the wall

cold tile tea-bagging

the act of laying ones testicles on cold floor tiles, in an attempt to alleviate excessive heat

"Man, it was so hot out there I had to lay those babies on the floor!"
"Yeah, cold tile tea-bagging, it's the future"

3👍 3👎

e-wet-tile disfunction

The inability of a girl's vsgina to become moist when she is sexually excited

Damn girl....what the hell's up with you. I been fingering you all night and you still be dry. You definately got that e-wet-tile disfunction shit.

3👍 4👎

Van Luit tile job

receiveing a hand job from your wifes freinds husband while blacked out on a tile floor

I had a little too much to drink last night and I think I Got a Van Luit tile job

3👍 5👎

Frank Walker from National Tiles...................

Frank Walker from national tiles is a legendary Australian businessman and entrepreneur who capitaves the national audience by screaming *Hello* in the most mind blowing voice ever that the entire fucking country of Australia puts their lives down and rushes over to Woolloongabba for 50% all concrete floor and wall tilings.

Hello.......................... Frank Walker From National tiles....................
This week only.......................
I'm divorcing my wife and committing a double murder suicide...............
So rush in quick before all tiles are gone in the annual Spring Stocktake Sale.
Only
At

National

Tiles
84 Annerley Road Woolloongabba.......................

Floor tile

When a fat kid falls and becomes one with the floor

Oh koda it seems you just floor tiled