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(I am no longer a part of this school it may have changed)
This school is somtimes fun but can also be a HELL HOLE
Luckily it has amazing teachers that I will not name for privacy as I have commonsense
The school does fun events, has a good rule system, and does fun assemblys
“Oh yeah I know orchard lea junior school! I go there”
the magical place where corvette owners go when they think they can beat my shitbox hatchback with 250k on the odometer on an empty stretch of highway
dude 1: some old white dude paralleled me on the highway, and looked me dead in the eyes
dude 2: what did you do?
dude 1: let’s just say he’s spending some time in the Gapple Orchard right now
Synonymous for sea urchin when used by a drunk girl
Her: There's sea orchards in the ocean
Me: huh?
It’s American. It’s a Riviera and it’s in an Orchard. A Yacht girl turned con artist lifestyle celebrity wannabe threw darts at a word board and came up with this title so she can merch and fund the lifestyle of her unemployable balding husband.
First up for sale: porcelain bananas with your name on it
I saw an ad for American Riviera Orchard. I laughed and kept scrolling..
The aroma of vomit on one's breath after spewing, notably in an orchard.
"Man, I'm about to go gippin' in the pippins - I'll have orchard breath later"