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spicy paintball

The name of the rubber mace filled bullets shot at peaceful protesters during the riots. It hurts more than it burns

u/FancyTickleNips: I got shot with a spicy paintball, this isn’t getting us anywhere.

by Casual Portal Player May 30, 2020

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


paintball sniper

non existant person who thinks they can snipe out people with a paintball gun that cost alot more than it should have. a paintball gun will never be a sniper due to all the conditions that take effect into the way the ball travels and how accurate it is such as air moisture pressure going into the gun and temperature

dude did that paintball sniper shoot you?

whats a paintball sniper?

i have no idea i heard someone say it on the field so i thought id sound intelligent if i mentioned it.

by punx 4 lyfe July 5, 2006

73πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


social paintball

A paintball video community that focuses on making the sport of paintball more social by visually showing people how fun and exciting paintball can be.

Did you see that video on YouTube today? Nope, already saw it on Social Paintball like 3 weeks ago.

by King Vicious November 3, 2009

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


paintball sniper

A mythlogical woodland creature that people actually belive they can become by hiding in the bushes with overpriced gear that looks like crap.

Bill:"That kid over there thinks hes a paintball sniper"

Joe:"Poor kid....."

by K shroom August 4, 2005

62πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


paintball poser

Paintball is a sport, in which players compete to eliminate opponents by hitting them with pellets containing paint (referred to as a paintball). Wiki

Online forums are discussion boards where people gather.
pbnation.com is the 14th largest forum on the internet and is dedicated to paintball, for example (pbnationdotcom)

A paintball poser is someone who owns some gear, has played before, looks forward to playing again...but whose forum time far exceeds his playing time.

They check the forums every day, post on them often, even the forums which are unrelated to them (unrelated even within their local paintball sphere). Yet, they never make it out to practice, or even attend recreational games.

They could be active on the forums every day, but only play paintball 2 or 3 times a year. When anyone asks in public they will say "yeah I'm a huge paintballer!" and show off their gun/equipment whenever someone visits.

Angers real paintballers who bleed sweat and cry on the field 2 - 3 days a week playing their hearts out. The real player comes home to see on the forums that they're being flamed or given advice by some paintball poser, overgrown mamas boy. The real player plays 20x the paintball the poser does, and the poser makes 20x the forum posts a real player does. Who's playing what sport exactly?

Meanwhile all cries of "just 1on1 me on the field then poser" are met with ignorance or escapism, as they really have very little prowess on the field at all.

Daniel: Man I can't believe I got hatered on on the forums...

Ray Tyler: Yeah that was uncalled for

Daniel: I can't stand hypocritical assholes who think they know what's better for me, but couldn't play the game to save their life.

Ray Tyler: Their forum posers don't let it get to ya...

Daniel: Their not just forum posers, their paintball posers!

by The Immaculate Giesbrecht December 19, 2009

10πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Paintball God

Rich Telford or Alex Fraige, or Matty Marshall

1)one who is ridiculously amazing at the extreme sport of paintball, and doesn't see losing as a possiblity.

2)one who is extremely dedicated to paintball and it shows in his gametime performance. he should also be knowledgeable about the inner workings of his marker.

"Dam man, i just played against a Paintball God, he literally ran the field."

"Yo, most of the guys on Sunday Teams are Paintball Gods."

"What!?, this guy jus took his marker completely apart, cleaned it, upgraded it, and reassembled it in like 15 mins, definite Paintball God."



by paintball rep March 31, 2009

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Paintball sex

Either when your balls smack against your girlfriend and bruise from being too rough, or when your girlfriend bites down too hard when giving you head and you give her her a punch in the gut to correct her mistake.
2. Sex that is too rough for either party and results in possible injury. Comparable to paintball without clothes on.

Steve- I was about to give her a dirty sanchez but it turned into paintball sex after she bit down.
John- Too right buddy I practically puked after my balls hit Megan too hard last night.

by See "Airsoft sex" August 3, 2010

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