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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch is an expression used when you are trying to escape an awkward conversation by casually walking away in concern.

"Hey Jimmy how was your summer?" Question aunt Lara
"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" Jimmy answered as he slowly walked out of the dining room.

by Manbearpug April 12, 2016

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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A funny anti joke on the movie lost that basically means calm the f**k down, but really in the movie it was an inside joke

Person 1: MY EXAMS TOMORROW AND IM FREAKIN OUT

Person 2: Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

Person 1: (Confused) What do you mean.

Person 2: (Repeats) (( and the conversation is over))

by Handlebars22 April 11, 2016

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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

Random google search autocorrect!

Google just said, "why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"!

by riflema May 1, 2016

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Pakistani Polevault

When a man uses his erect penis to launch himself high into the air. This maneuver is the leading cause of Peyronie's disease in the Eastern hemisphere.

Wow Jugdesh, I can't believe you were able to launch yourself over that fence with a Pakistani Polevault!

by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 15, 2024


Pakistani Middleman

When you take a nasty poop and you use the bidet and it still didn't get all of it ....so you have to turn the bidet on and reach underneath and scrub with your left hand

Why is there a big Gulp cup in the bathroom at 7-11? Oh. You have never had a Pakistani Middleman have you?

by commadore mike July 30, 2023


Pakistani cricket team

A team who'll give you regular mini heart attacks during matches

Yay! the Pakistani cricket team finally defeated India and saved us from death

by Taekookaremyhubands<3 November 25, 2021

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Pakistani Fart

1.An irritating or disappointing situation.

2.A really smelly and disgusting fart.

This term came from a story my dad told me. He was in 1st grade waiting in the lunch line, when an exchange student from Pakistan farted. The fart smelled so bad that two girls threw up immediately. Funniest thing I've ever heard.

Guy 1: My girlfriend cheated on me with the mailman!

Guy 2: Damn bruh, that's a real Pakistani fart.

by RandyTheRockerRichards October 13, 2022