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It's what Rick /Rick and Morty said
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Bnxjdiek gets that parkour
A person who does parkour so much that parkour becomes the object of their adoration, and when they end up falling asleep, parkour is all they can think of, and dream about, as well as talk about in their everyday life.
Person 1: Dude, you're such a parkour slave.
Person 2: You're just jealous because you can't do a lazy vault.
Person 1: :(. You didn't have to bring that up.
Person 2: Noob.
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The swift act of switching from one app to another like some crazed madman on drugs. Often done to curb one's need to browse and check every single social media account (or news aggregator like Reddit) that they have.
The majority of Millennials and Gen Z have mastered the art of app parkour.
David Attenborough (narrator): In his natural habitat, the wild Gen Z is now engaging in his usual ritualistic behaviour that ecologists have now termed " app parkour ". Ecologists are still trying to find out the main reason behind this odd behavioural trait, and whether there is any evolutionary benefit to this adaption as opposed to checking one's smartphone only when necessary.
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What the cool kids do. Can be messing around acting hardXcore or just chillin'.
Jack: Yo dude, what you up to 2nite then?
Jim: Doin' some hardcore parkour. You?
Jack: Just Xbox. I guess I'm not as rad or gnarly as you.
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(Phil jumps onto a ketchup packet and it sprays all over a year 7)
Fred: Dude that is SO Hardcore Parkour.
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the act of having numerous sexual partners at once while preforming the urban act of parkour but dulled down to a bedroom version
my parkour skills have improved and my sex skills... time for a parkour-gy
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First, to give context
French Parkour = Run Efficiently over an obstacle to destination.
Then,
German Parkour = Run into said obstacle to see if you can literally go through it to save 2.5 seconds on speed run?!
Parkourie 1: David Belle can speed run through Dordogne France in less than 45 minutes; he's the founder and the best!
Parkourie 2: Screw that German Parkour is way faster! I saw a dude RUN through Dordogne France in 4.5 minutes. I think he was on a combo of roids, LSD, and had no fear of glass, brick or sharp metal edges! So you suck and shut your face.
Parkourie 1: *Utter Silence*
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jumping running in smaller but hard paths. how is the way of the tyler at parkour. its a trick in parkour a wierd name but its when you are able to swing from a small/high hieght and move up or down effeiciantlly with no problems.
your on a monkey bar under you is a swing set you drop down swing from the swings and land. this is tyler at parkour.
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