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A person, or persons, who hijack the pavement and walk extra slowly knowing that nobody else can get past them. Can be commonly identified by exhibiting the following behaviour:
1. Staring gormlessly at their phone
2. Demonstrating a complete lack of spacial awareness
3. Pushing a pram whilst thinking they're better than everyone else
Pavement pirates can only be countered by walking on the road in order to get round them.
Person 1: Hey why are we moving so slowly?
Person 2: Some pavement pirates have hijacked Bond Street tube again.
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When a fat guy eats your ass out during gay sex. It's called chasing pavements.
Vitale loved chasing pavements with his homo flamer boyfriend Mike. He especially liked the leftover crud. He was a sick ass mofo.
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A whore. Typically of the finer variety (a 10 on the Ph scale) that makes a shitty living getting paid to let weird 4x4 truck dudes with tiny dicks bang her while she pretends to like it.
Hey look boys, Dickey Jr. snagged himself another pavement princess. Yepz, shes a laughing now. She seen his truck and his pecker. purt’ near 90 seconds. little dickey must be a practicin.
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To apply body lotion to another person's back in a sexual manner
"I was totally chasing pavements with Rod last night"
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When a girl is being lazy and not contributing to making the night epic.
Can also be used to motivate slackers on the football team
“Tara! Stop staring at your phone and get your pussy off the pavement! Time for some Jell-O shots”
“Joey you call those ladders!? Get your pussy off the pavement son”
To Purposely Trip and Forcefully Land with your face in a womens genitalia
Carl; The other day i saw a beautiful women sun bathing on the beach , so i headed that direction and totally tripped and ate her pavement
Owen; DAMN SON, you totally Ate the pavement
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Sweat my youth away
With the rules we have to play
Speeding through your magazine
Pistol, pavement, no T.V.
Talk and talk
No time, night time
Burnt inside
Here comes the daylight, here comes my job
Uptown in the penthouse or downtown with the mob
Here comes the night time, here comes my role
Goodbye to the pavement, hello to my soul
Now here comes my job
Credit, bleeding with the mob
Dreams become ideals
No one knows the way I feel
Love to love
Daytime, right time
All my life
Here comes the daylight, here comes my job
Uptown in the penthouse or downtown with the mob
Here comes the night time, here comes my role
Goodbye to the pavement, hello to my soul
Feel safe in the crowd
An no one admits they're crying aloud
My career fits like a glove
Knowing no orders can come from above
Work and work
Full time, part time
Anytime at all
As you face the wall
God make it this time or never at all
Before your chance has gone
Captain this lead role and you'll be the one
Shine and shine
This time, my time
Make me free at last
Penthouse and Pavement
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