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slang term for a male scrotum, especially one that isn't too hairy and is pear shaped i.e. two lobes on the bottom ascending to a graceful neck where the penis is attached
Ooh, honey, when I got a look at that velvet pear, I just had to go down on him!
Kiwi portmanteau of Pete Tong and pear shaped - both meaning "wrong".
It's gone a bit pear tongue.
literally a square shaped pear, some people really like injecting staples into it.
members of the squares pears fan club (cult) have a profile picture of the square pear and use the phrase "every day tomorrow" way too often.
we love squares pears, they're coolio broski yoski broski!!!!!!!
broski yoski broski can't you just chillax and eat a squares pears??
When a girl reaches for a virgins penis and it ejaculates while still soft. Known as a soft pear for its squishiness and juicy texture.
"Hey John, give me your dick!"
"Ok, Betty! I am so excited, I am such a virgin!"
*reaches for dick*
*cums*
"Oh no, I have soft peared!"
"God you fucking virgin"
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3 days after a chick had shaved her fun zone.
Wow that was harsh, you should have felt how rough her prickly pear was.
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A fat Aspie with pepperoni nipples. Frequents Gaia Online, recently featured in a leaked sex tape; lulzy.
"Yo, that fat chick from science got her titties all on my phone."
"Ugh, pear kitten'd."
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When you fap and the jizz doesn't come out and causes pressure.
John: Last night I was fappin and now I have pear pressure.
Lucas: Fuck you, I am Japan.
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