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Ok, first of all, PB has, for over 35 years of personal knowledge, meant PENALTY BONG. And ONLY Penalty Bong. Pre-dates by decades, Pussy Bitch or Penis Breath or even Peanut Butter!
Means especially large, really big, packed and mounded bong hit, specifically applied for punitive purposes, after some really dumb move or fuckup.
(Putting aside, of course, that the result is pleasurable - yet punitive in the sense you are seriously fucked up, brain scrambled and unable to function, or even speak coherently, for awhile ; the sentence is more a reward than anything else. Possibly resulting in encouraging or reinforcing bad behavior.)
“Oh wow Dude, you did NOT just…..spill all the rest of our dope on the floor / tell your Dad we just dropped acid (a personal best – fuck, another PB!) / pee yourself / tell that cop we were stoned / smoke all that joint without givin’ me a hit / eat all the rest of the chocolate chip cookies / do your girlfriends Mom and not invite me - PB - penalty bong!”
(and in REALLY bad instances it was referred to as
"P Fuckin B")
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When an obese woman jumps on top of you naked smothering you to death.
That fat bitch gave him the Alabama death penalty!
the Mississippi death penalty is when you use skim milk as the bong water for a bong. then, after you do that leave it to sun bathe for a week. Afterwards, you find a poor soul and once you somehow convinced them to comply. you make them drink said substance from bong.
alright jimmy!!! time to suffer: drink the Mississippi death penalty
Filling your bowl up with Hash and White widdow while using Tea bong water.
Jimmy and Daniel Went to mars after smoking that Texas Death Penalty.
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A “penalty shot” involves you drinking more beer after losing in a beer drinking contest, bet, or on a crazy Japanese game show.
My friend had to endure a round of penalty shots after he failed to jump through the moving puzzle in his Hello Kitty costume on a Japanese game show and was tossed in the waters below. Afterwards, he was deader than a doornail and mistook me for grandpa while hiccuping and singing his ABC's. Well, at least now we know that when you drink too much booze, you lose.
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When people is alway on jock and u need yo 5 yard of space
DAMN BITCH....(announcer) 5 yard penalty on the tip rider
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Where two guys blow their load into someone elses mouth and who ever gets the most shots in wins
Man! Pete and I were having a game of penalty shoot out and pete didn't sink a single one!
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