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A magic trick which supposedly makes a pencil disappear into thin air, but actually embeds it into the eye socket of a nearby thug who got a little too close for comfort.
"How about a magic trick? I'm going to make this pencil disappear."
^Typical pencil trick introduction
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A political term. When a large portion of a speech is cut moments before the speaker takes the podium.
Mother Fucker! POTUS's chief of staff just pencil fucked us and cut out the entire foreign policy section of our stump.
when you go to a dealership of some sort, (car, motorcycle, RV boat, etc) and they do math-a-matical magic with your trade, the cost of your new toy, the finance guy and his crap, extended warranties, and when all is said and done, you have no idea if you got a good deal or not.
Bob: Hey guy, nice new car. How'd that all work out for you?
Rob: I have no idea, got pencil fucked at the stealership. All I know is its 359/month for the next 60 months.
a crayon like graffiti marker that shows up on black surfaces.
yo man, all my markers dont show up on black, maybe i should get a grease pencil!
High quality pencils that are used ONLY for math. Used for super quick writing. Must have more than one, and preferrably a sharpener so that after it gets a little dull you can easily switch or sharpen.
I got some new math pencils earlier! I’m so excited to use them!
Person 1: Oh my god look this nerd has no math pencils.
Person 2: Omg! What a nerd!
The Pencil Test is a test to determine if a woman needs a bra or not.
If the woman can hold a pencil under her Breast without dropping it, then they fail the test and therefore need a bra.
Drew Barrymore should of tried the Pencil Test before the 2006 Grammy Awards. She would of failed it, and then she would of known that she should've worn one.
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An alias referring to a visual artist - usually one that tends to draw or sketch, though it can apply to an artist that works with mediums other than pencils. The term originated from the alias 'pen name' referring to a writer.
Clarissa is still working on that book, she says her pen name is 'Clarisse'." "Hah! Naz is working on the cover, guess she'll have to come up with a pencil name.
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